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Molenkamp 

A super creep. A cross between a hyena and a jack rabbit, this loud laughing creature can be heard devouring its lunch or dinner from miles away.
Cuts holes in his pockets so he can touch himself. It's not like anyone else wants to.

He can be recognized by his steamy passion for Call of Duty 4,his huge porn collection,

Ssomeone who has been recently hammered in the ass and goes to shit and shits cumm.
Herman: Hey, molenkamp, why don't you come over to my house, fix my computer and we can look at porn together while i butt finger you.. and yes you can wear my grandma’s dress.
Molenkamp by Sjaak1969 October 14, 2009
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Asfe-Molenkai 

It is derived from the latin term 'SafeMoleMonkey'.
It now means to piss into the wind.
Any man who has made the mistake of defecating into a more than mild breeze.
Then they sub-conciously mutter "Asfe-Molenkai" under their breath.
Asfe-Molenkai by Conse August 18, 2008
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