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Moitism
Originating from Hyderabad where they make good biryani. A young moit who looked like Shahrukh Khan used to nut on the biryani before it was served as his father could not afford salad cream. He would then tell the customers that it was the best salad cream in the world and could be used as steroids. People would not believe his outrageous and fabricated lies
Moitism by Chungus fungus December 26, 2018
Moitism
Originating from Hyderabad (province in India), a young boy who was obsessed with the Indian dish biryani used to make up stories and fabricate lies to make himself seem great
Did he just say he was going to be a doctor and Cambridge university? I think that must be his inner-moitism
Moitism by Chungus fungus December 26, 2018
Moitism
Originating from the Telugu phrase," మీరు స్టుపిడ్ ఇడియట్" moitism is when you say something outrageous and false to make yourself seem good
Moitism by Chungus fungus BOI December 26, 2018
Moonism
Moonism: An ideology that aspires to create a global Wasian ethno-state with Kokka Shintō as its religious foundation, a reverence for ancient Rome and the British Empire as it's political foundation, with syndicalism as its economic foundation, with the end goal of assimilating the whole world into one united harmonious culture in the image of Hakko ichiu where 99% of males are feminized traps with a 1% remaining as Anglo men elite.
Moonism is a really radical and really esoteric ideology, but it has a lot of solutions to a lot of problems, even if they may seem counter intuitive at first.
Moonism by SuperSailorMoon June 26, 2021
Minism
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Minism by Brand Making Machine October 29, 2019
Extraphysical Monism
Extraphysical Monism is an extraphysicalist philosophy that both, physical and extraphysical are the same thing and the same substance, but on different levels of existence, where physics does not disprove extraphysics nor extraphysics disprove physics, where all physical and extraphysical are the same and that all physics and extraphysics are interconnected and there's no difference in the substance of physics and extraphysics, just different levels, states and forms of matter and physics. Extraphysical Monism is usually advocated by Atheist Extraphysicalism, since on atheist extraphysicalism both, physics and extraphysics are the same thing such as all physical and extraphysical life forms are the same and even that natural sciences and extranatural sciences are the same thing on different states and levels, and extraphysical monism is usually advocated by classical extraphysicalism itself since it usually considers everything as extraphysical.
"Extraphysical Monism is a great way to slove all the problems and arguments that physicalists use to refute extraphysical dualism, extraphysical pluralism and extraphysicalism itself, and even show that extraphysics and physics are not enemies, but more for the same thing on different stages and levels."
Extraphysical Monism by Full Monteirism April 15, 2021
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