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A crazy kid who likes violence and food. He manipulates people but to make them happy. He always helps people but can't be helped, he's also somewhat of a narcissist who thinks only he knows himself and hates veggies. He acts rad and tough but he loves being little spoon and babied. You ever meet a Mohad never leave him or mess with him, he's loyal but would stab you for looking at him wrong even.
He's a wannabe damon salvatore and adrian pimento
"Hey guys, ya know Mohad is so dumb"
*mohad hears it from a distance

"IM WHAT-" *stabs the guy then helps him out*
Mohad by anonymous November 21, 2021
Words you can keep
Chad that will be your friend no matter what.Really humble and nice person.Will listen to you no matter what.
Me:Hey is that Mohad?
Friend:Yeah hes a nice guy
Mohad by Iliketocomplimentpeople November 21, 2021
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An amazing person super nice and great with charm, and a real gentleman. Don’t get it wrong his wicked ways will have females lost in love
Hey mohad, let’s go grab some Popeyes!
mohad by anonymous December 5, 2021

mohad salad 

a gay fag who does not know anything and sucks a dead person every single day.

he has an iq of 10 and was in grade 2 for 40 years. he is only 7 years old.the n words make fun of his prvate part sze
mohad salad means gay fag face
mohad salad by hawkeye mihawk February 22, 2019
The most unforgettable person you'll meet. Highly selective and so will only genuinely give a fuck about you if he likes you. Will also then love to know you, although he has prolly researched beforehand and knows alot about you. All or nothing, can be passive aggressive, and has most definitely pointed out numerous minor errors in this definition. Perfect, plump lips, soft yet bold voice, and a piercing toothy smile are how you can identify him. He might even write you a poem or rap, since he's incredibley good at them. He's also just as good at comforting, will go out of his way to make bad look good. If you find yourself a mahad, don't forget to give him back all the affection he'll give to you. He deserves it all.
Person A: GOOD LORD ISN'T Mahad THE MOST PERFECT KISSER
Person B: i wouldn't knoww dude, he still hasn't followed me back on Instagram
Mahad by Starfishtiddies December 27, 2019

Mohammed bin Salmonella 

Mohammed bin Salmonella, a.k.a. bin Salman is an inbred crown prince and practically the dictator in an oil-saturated, extreme conservative shithole called Saudi Arabia. He is a toxic and murderous sandnigger who doesn't tolerate criticism, he ordered the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Turkey. His way of controlling are arrests, torture, rapings and murders, he is behind Saudi Arabian-led intervention in Yemen since 2015 because its authoritarian president (whose name no one remembers) asked for help, so far (2021) the war hasn't been successful for the alliance, being described as a military stalemate, except in one respect, it has only been successful in violating human rights.
- "I assume Mohammed bin Salmonella doesn't suffer from diarrhea, despite his name."
- "I guess you're right, rather the diarrhea suffers from that dune coon."

Mohadeseh 

Beautiful,sexy,kind,funny,trustworthy and someone that makes friends very quickly. A person that a boy would love as soon as seen and a great girlfriend
If you have a friend that had the name Mohadeseh than you are very lucky. Anyone that’s friend’s with a Mohadeseh is the luckiest and probably the happiest person on earth.
Mohadeseh by Google.silde.makeit538 November 23, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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