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Moenkie
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Moenkie • monkies • monkied • monkie • moenieb • moenieboy • Moenkeh • Moenkoe • Monkied Up • Monkie Kid
Monkie Kid
A LEGO cartoon based on chinese culture, particularly The Monkey King & Journey to the West. The fandom is pretty bizarre since more than half of the community have a crush on either Macaque or Sun Wukong, but putting that aside, the cartoon also has it's own toyline!
Person 1: I watched Monkie Kid and I loved it.
Person 2: Did you find Macaque attractive?
Person 1: Maybe? I'm not gay, but maybe.
Person 2: Did you find Macaque attractive?
Person 1: Maybe? I'm not gay, but maybe.
Monkie Kid by myotheracc7 July 9, 2022
Monkied Up
(adj)
1.The state a person is in after consumption of many, if not all drugs causing total impairment of physical and mental control and awareness.
2.To be twisted beyond all recognition.
3.Totally fucked up.
4.To physically beat someone to a bloody pulp; destroyed.
1.The state a person is in after consumption of many, if not all drugs causing total impairment of physical and mental control and awareness.
2.To be twisted beyond all recognition.
3.Totally fucked up.
4.To physically beat someone to a bloody pulp; destroyed.
"Yo, I got so monkied up last night in Vegas, I ended up tooling some 75 year old woman named Blanche".
"Dorothy fought Sally last night at the bar and Dorothy got monkied up big time".
"Dorothy fought Sally last night at the bar and Dorothy got monkied up big time".
Monkied Up by DEADMEAT August 26, 2013
Sea Monkies
When one eats an excessive amount of lettuce, chewed properly, which is then spewed out in diarrheal form... Resulting in what appears to be sea monkies floating in the toilet bowl.
Dude, that ranch from arbys fucked up my stomach... caused me to blow sea monkies all afternoon. Damn Paul Newman.
Sea Monkies by JonDay February 10, 2009
brass monkie
brass monkie by Juan Skinner July 13, 2005
sweater monkies
1) Perky, full bodied, and well rounded boobs.
2) Tits that are protected buy an insulating layer of cotton or cashmere
3) See dairy pillows or sugar mounds,
2) Tits that are protected buy an insulating layer of cotton or cashmere
3) See dairy pillows or sugar mounds,
sweater monkies by Samhain_Knight December 14, 2004
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