mlerp

a horrible evildoer who bothers everyone

They all feared the mlerp who ransacked their town and ate their babies.

by FlurbMerp October 30, 2012

Mlerp

When a reptile sticks its tongue out for a fast moment, either to smell something, lick something, or eat something. This most commonly happens in Bearded Dragons and Geckos but can happen uncommonly in mammals and amphibians. It can also be a sign of love from the animal.

Example 1
Rebecca: Are you going to mlerp the cricket?
Bearded Dragon: *mlerp*
Rebecca: Awww, want another buddy?

Example 2
Crested Gecko: *mlerp*
Steve: Did he mlerp you?
Carson: Yeah
Steve: Aww, that means she loves you!

by Mr.Stripes July 21, 2022

merplanda

When women make plans but everyone involved secretly knows they’ll never come to pass.

Q. Are we really renting a cabin?

A. Nah, that’s just a Merplanda. Just play along.

by MDizzle1985 November 16, 2020

Merph

Showing no emotion, good nor bad; guess it just means okay : |

NOSY MOTHER: "So do you like that girl Violet?"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "IDK I DON'T TALK TO HER MUCH!"
NOSY MOTHER: "Sooo..... I want an answer!"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "MERPH!!!"

by theeventualdilf November 28, 2016

Merp

The sound you nonchalantly utter when there are no more fucks left to give.

When the debt collector told Johnny his credit will tank if he doesn't make a payment, he shrugged and replied, "Merp."

by NickFresh215 July 17, 2018

Merp

Ussually used when there is nothing else to say, but can be used as a response to a yes or no question (or other types of questions) when you dont want to answer it. It can be used repeatedly to avoid answering a question.

Boy: "Wanna go out for a date tonight?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "What?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "Do you?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "..."
Girl: "Merp."

by Zross June 23, 2014

Merp

the sound a Sergal makes

also, praise the merp.

Sergal: Merp

every furry in a 30-kilometer distance: AWFUFFWIFOPOIPOI SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE

by ThunderTheFurry December 1, 2020