An ancient Chinese/Japanese man of Indian origins. Legends say he has balls the size of boulders, he uses them to sit on, and move to places by bouncing on it, which saves him time rather than just walking.
"Yo, that guy is like Miteyan. So great with the women, and his balls...made of steel"
Mitzy is a girl who is beautiful, amazing, and has a talented soul. She's really shy but once you get to know her she's crazy and outgoing and has a big butt. She only cares for people that are important to her and she loves food!!
Boy#1- "damn, Mitzy is so hot."
Boy#2- "I wish I could talk to her."
1. Not a common name for girls, but it exists. Given to girls who often lead crazy lifestyles and with a unique name comes a unique personality. Pronounced "Meat-zi"
2. A mispelling of the name, "Mitzi".
3. Similar to "Misty" which is the name of that girl with the orange hair from Pokemon.
4. Usually a person obsessed with Robert Smith or The Cure.
Did you see what Mitze did? She's crazy!
Subsitute teacher: Is Mit-zeh present?
Mitze: It's Meat-zi!!!
Hey Mitze! Your name reminds me of that annoying girl from Pokemon!
Listen to that Mitze! I've heard enough of Boys Don't Cry!
The most perfect girl you could ever ask for. She has a sweet smile although she’s not afraid to slap a bitch, even though she denies her beauty ness she’ll always be gorgeous no matter what. Mitzel will always be the bestfriend anyone could ever dream of having and she’s the most honest and funniest person you would ever meet. She will always cheer you up when your down and she will never let you leave without you haveing a smile on your face. NEVER take her for granted because you will regret it, don’t let her slip away because once she’s gone you’ll have a rough time getting her to give you a second chance.
Boy: “did you see mitzel walk by”
Friend: “no”
Boy: “ well you just missed the most perfect girlever”
Damn A mitzya is the best thing that could happen to you . She's always saying dumb shit to make you laugh and always makes you smile . "He's just another nigga that's gonna get dropped'
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.