An ancient Chinese/Japanese man of Indian origins. Legends say he has balls the size of boulders, he uses them to sit on, and move to places by bouncing on it, which saves him time rather than just walking.
"Yo, that guy is like Miteyan. So great with the women, and his balls...made of steel"
Mitzy is a girl who is beautiful, amazing, and has a talented soul. She's really shy but once you get to know her she's crazy and outgoing and has a big butt. She only cares for people that are important to her and she loves food!!
Boy#1- "damn, Mitzy is so hot."
Boy#2- "I wish I could talk to her."
1. Not a common name for girls, but it exists. Given to girls who often lead crazy lifestyles and with a unique name comes a unique personality. Pronounced "Meat-zi"
2. A mispelling of the name, "Mitzi".
3. Similar to "Misty" which is the name of that girl with the orange hair from Pokemon.
4. Usually a person obsessed with Robert Smith or The Cure.
The most perfect girl you could ever ask for. She has a sweet smile although she’s not afraid to slap a bitch, even though she denies her beauty ness she’ll always be gorgeous no matter what. Mitzel will always be the bestfriend anyone could ever dream of having and she’s the most honest and funniest person you would ever meet. She will always cheer you up when your down and she will never let you leave without you haveing a smile on your face. NEVER take her for granted because you will regret it, don’t let her slip away because once she’s gone you’ll have a rough time getting her to give you a second chance.
Boy: “did you see mitzel walk by”
Friend: “no”
Boy: “ well you just missed the most perfect girl ever”
Damn A mitzya is the best thing that could happen to you . She's always saying dumb shit to make you laugh and always makes you smile . "He's just another nigga that's gonna get dropped'
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."