mitzya

Damn A mitzya is the best thing that could happen to you . She's always saying dumb shit to make you laugh and always makes you smile . "He's just another nigga that's gonna get dropped'

Mitzya is a comadre

mitzya by mitzya November 2, 2017

Mitya 

Super handsome, one of a kind, ultra-sexy guy. Usually involved in Mathematics and Computer Science. Almost always from Russia.

Hey, Mitya, I wanna f*ck you!

Mitya by GregBrownUsa October 9, 2019

car mitzvah 

Slang for a COVID-compliant bar mitzvah ceremony held in a temple parking lot, with all participants safely socially distanced inside of their own cars.

I had a seriously awesome car mitzvah that will leave memories lasting a lifetime!

car mitzvah by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020

Boob mitzvah 

A party you throw to celebrate having the same breast implants for 13 years. Usually held right before you upgrade to a newer pair.

I can't wait to celebrate my boob mitzvah and give them a going away party.

Boob mitzvah by Faster Redhead September 30, 2016

Nig Mitzvah 

When a Nigga turn 13 and gets his first Glock with a stick

“Hey what you got goin on this weekend?”

“Sorry man, it’s my nephews Nig Mitzvah, we gon be outside on the block”

Nig Mitzvah by Extendo_Brendo October 16, 2022

Mitztake 

A mistake caused by stupidity or ignorance, rather than by accident. Usually occurs when the person has full knowledge that the action taken is a mistake.

I gave my girlfriend a yeast infection by going A to V. Such a mitztake!

It was a mitztake smoking that blunt before going to bed

Mitztake by KingE February 19, 2013

Miteyan 

An ancient Chinese/Japanese man of Indian origins. Legends say he has balls the size of boulders, he uses them to sit on, and move to places by bouncing on it, which saves him time rather than just walking.

"Yo, that guy is like Miteyan. So great with the women, and his balls...made of steel"

Miteyan by CheezusBalls October 10, 2011