mitzya

Damn A mitzya is the best thing that could happen to you . She's always saying dumb shit to make you laugh and always makes you smile . "He's just another nigga that's gonna get dropped'

Mitzya is a comadre

by mitzya November 2, 2017

Mitya

Super handsome, one of a kind, ultra-sexy guy. Usually involved in Mathematics and Computer Science. Almost always from Russia.

Hey, Mitya, I wanna f*ck you!

by GregBrownUsa October 9, 2019

car mitzvah

Slang for a COVID-compliant bar mitzvah ceremony held in a temple parking lot, with all participants safely socially distanced inside of their own cars.

I had a seriously awesome car mitzvah that will leave memories lasting a lifetime!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020

Boob mitzvah

A party you throw to celebrate having the same breast implants for 13 years. Usually held right before you upgrade to a newer pair.

I can't wait to celebrate my boob mitzvah and give them a going away party.

by Faster Redhead September 30, 2016

Nig Mitzvah

When a Nigga turn 13 and gets his first Glock with a stick

“Hey what you got goin on this weekend?”

“Sorry man, it’s my nephews Nig Mitzvah, we gon be outside on the block”

by Extendo_Brendo October 16, 2022

Mitztake

A mistake caused by stupidity or ignorance, rather than by accident. Usually occurs when the person has full knowledge that the action taken is a mistake.

I gave my girlfriend a yeast infection by going A to V. Such a mitztake!

It was a mitztake smoking that blunt before going to bed

by KingE February 19, 2013

Miteyan

An ancient Chinese/Japanese man of Indian origins. Legends say he has balls the size of boulders, he uses them to sit on, and move to places by bouncing on it, which saves him time rather than just walking.

"Yo, that guy is like Miteyan. So great with the women, and his balls...made of steel"

by CheezusBalls October 10, 2011