Mitness

To be somewhere but not witness something

I cant believe i mitnessed Hines hitting his head off of the fan because i had to go take a piss

by Dennisandshane November 20, 2014

Mitness protection program

An unannounced but deliberate strategy in a presidential campaign, notably that of Republican candidate Mitt Romney, to stay in the background raising money and seeking endorsements, while avoiding engagement with the voters.

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney is, currently, pursuing a Mitness Protection Program.

by neurophius August 4, 2011

Minessota Monocle

After a rather messy dump (poop in a toilet), you shuffle over to your lady friend and place your unclean baloon knot (anus) directly over her LEFT eye, thus leaving a small brown ring around the eye

Stephanie found that she could see much better out of her minessota monocle....

by whhhhiggggy May 22, 2011

mintness

A positive notifier. If you like something or approve of it in some way, it's 'mintness'.

- "Yo, those wheels are so mintness"
- "I just passed gym and am allowed to graduate, that's way mintness"
- "He's totally mintness and he even washes his hair then and again"
- "I do say sir, these hors d'oeuvres are simply mintness"

by Dynast August 8, 2006

Minnessee Accent

the vocal accent obtained when either

A. A person from Minnesota moves to Tennessee
B. A person from Tennessee moves to Minnesota

both result in an accent with extended "o"'s and a drawl. (saying "dontcha know" and "y'all" is common)

Did you hear that girl's wicked Minnessee Accent?

by Jordan has Skills June 11, 2006

Mitesss

Mitesss are creatures that reside on planet earth. They typically spend time with Zakiyah's and unicorns, however, they hate the army of E-Boys. They speak the language of Boomernill and most commonly say, "Ok Boomer". Their diet consists of taco salads and Haribo and their favorite kind of exercise is "kartwh33L".

"The Mitesss are currently eating Haribo and performing rituals in Boomernill."

by mitesss December 16, 2019

minessota

that is your "nezota"

i live in minezota... y esta bien grandota

by yo mero December 8, 2003