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The highest form of nub, noob or newbie. The biggest lamer. Likes to wonder obliviously following those who are supreme or considered to be with the "in-crowd". Frequently spotted at the gay bar holding a wooden dildo, which has suffered serious wood-rot, looking to attract the attention of a hapless OAP and lure them back to his lair where they will suffer a forum of torture so orgasmic.. they will die. Midness then proceeds to rumage through the corpses belongings pillaging everything considered to be of sentimental value. The belongings are then sold on to provide the "Midness" with a form of income. Avoid contact with this species at all costs, and if possible through unwanted garbage at it.
A shady character stands yonder corner wearing an oversized trench coat:

"Wanna bey sum guds?"
Midness by Elite April 11, 2005
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Peak Midness 

When something is so horrendously mid that literally nothing could ever be worse than it; basically the equivalent to utter garbage.
Guy 1: hey, you should totally subscribe to Vivziepop!
Guy 2: you mean that satanist bitch? All her content is nothing but peak midness!
Guy 1: ...I need to rethink my entire life.
Peak Midness by Cool psyeudonym November 1, 2024

Madness Combat 

A very violent and cool flash series made by Krinkles
Madness Combat is way better than the Clock Crew.
Madness Combat by Jebus of Madness December 9, 2008

Leafer Madness 

When large crowds of people, particularly from an urban area, head to smaller towns each fall to see the beautiful foliage causing large traffic jams
I tried to go to the grocery store but there was horrible traffic from all the New Yorkers trying to see the leaves! It was leafer madness!
Leafer Madness by Senor Dank Nugs October 5, 2021

menses madness

The time when a woman is crazed with anger, mood swings and all around bitchiness resulting from her menstrual cycle.
Amanda was always difficult to be around when she was experiencing menses madness.
menses madness by Sparkykid77 October 4, 2012

Madness Combat 

An action flash animation series made by Krinkels. The series takes place in Nevada with the protagonist Hank J. Wimbleton and the Deuteragonists Sanford and Deimos The first Madness Combat was supposed to be a small animation by Krinkels to show what he can do. Fans liked the animation really much, and so came Madness Combat 2.

By the time I'm writing this, We're still waiting for Madness Combat 12.
Madness Combat 12 will come out when Half Life 3 comes out.
Madness Combat by gr0ndz. March 21, 2020

Madness Combat 

A series of movie where the protagonist “Hank J Wimbleton” fucks everything up.
Madness Combat by Rogue-3 March 24, 2021
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