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Hym "Rituals? Yes I dig 'em"
Rituals by Hym Iam May 29, 2022

Bedtime Rituals 

The things you do before you go to bed, often the same things every night.

These things may include, brushing your teeth, taking out contacts, etc.
I'm off to do my bedtime rituals, then I'm going to sleep, good night!
Bedtime Rituals by Srsballer August 18, 2009

The Rituals of Bob 

It is most commonly practiced by believers of Bob the Almighty. The most common ritual, an offering, is by sacrificing to Bob, and his son, Rob. It is also used when people repent, praise, or just want a blessing for the day. The ritual must be done under the T-pose, with the Boble and Ritual Book on either side, symbolizing holiness.
To repent, you must sacrifice to both Bob, Rob, and the useless son, Cob. The Rituals of Bob must specifically align with the Ritual Book’s words.

OCD Rituals 

Some OCD rituals include:
Having everything symmetrical

Needing everything to be a certain way
Feeling like you aren’t in control of your actions

Getting obsessed over one little thing
OCD really stinks, just look at all the little OCD rituals some people have to go through.

Money Rituals 

Money Rituals AKA Ritual Money, is an up and coming mixer for the underground eviltrap rap community, he is associated with collectives such as, #souleaters, Evil6Souljaz, DookieSquad, BloodKult, and KutKult. He has said he will soon be making his own vocals, as well as try producing.

Artists he has collaborated with include (but are not limited to): BLX1R(X9AMYROSE), Extvhcy, Mqysin (Dj Emkay), ihatewnji (intris), Denying Denial, Bvmpmvnn, 144hxxrz, VxxmpKrxxft (now known as "VxxgrantSouls"), and underground legend turned hall of fame tweaker, islurwhenitalk.
"money rituals is the best person to ask for a mix"
"money rituals performs money rituals"
Money Rituals by RitualMoney April 26, 2024

humiliation ritual 

A humiliation ritual is when a record label forces or bribes their artist into doing things they wouldn’t normally end up doing, to weaken and destruct the society / audience they market to. Some examples of humiliation rituals
1) NBA Youngboy just painted his face like a clown .. That was a humiliation ritual
2) Charlamagne “da god” just gifted Dj Envy a butt toy of his ass and balls. I thought he was g. Must be a humiliation ritual
humiliation ritual by Truthestseeker December 12, 2021
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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