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car mitzvah 

Slang for a COVID-compliant bar mitzvah ceremony held in a temple parking lot, with all participants safely socially distanced inside of their own cars.
I had a seriously awesome car mitzvah that will leave memories lasting a lifetime!
car mitzvah by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020
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Boob mitzvah 

A party you throw to celebrate having the same breast implants for 13 years. Usually held right before you upgrade to a newer pair.
I can't wait to celebrate my boob mitzvah and give them a going away party.
Boob mitzvah by Faster Redhead September 30, 2016

Nig Mitzvah 

When a Nigga turn 13 and gets his first Glock with a stick
“Hey what you got goin on this weekend?”

“Sorry man, it’s my nephews Nig Mitzvah, we gon be outside on the block
Nig Mitzvah by Extendo_Brendo October 16, 2022
A ginger youtuber that is known for shouting (sometimes) and his nickname is(was) mad max he has a dog named galaio and a girlfriend named chesse
I love mithzan hes so loud
mithzan by Asrieldremmur November 20, 2016

Bar mitzvah moustache 

A bar mitzvah is a jewish celebration of a boy reaching age 13.

This age is usually the beginning of puberty, and followed by a new addition on the upper lip.A magnificent, yet awkward weird soft fluff moustache.

which is the bar mitzvah moustache.

One can be defined with having a bar mitzvah moustache regardless of his age, religion and sexuality.
"Hey bob! Great bar mitzvah moustache! it's softer than my baby sister's hair!"

"that girl thinks no one sees, but she clearly got a weird bar mitzvah moustache going on"

"I'm sorry guys, can't join movember, my bar mitzvah moustache doesnt want to normalize regardless of the amount of times i shaved it"

mithrandir

Derivative of the elvish words "mith" meaning grey and "randir" meaning pilgrim or wanderer.

A name made up by the elves as an endearment to the wizard Gandalf from Lord of the rings.
Mithrandir kicks erse
mithrandir by Mith1982 January 2, 2005