Mithras: Okay, get this - I'm the son of a god, I was born to a virgin, I taught people important things and performed miracles, and then I was executed, but came back to life!
Jesus: Hey, sounds cool. I think I'll steal that.
Mithras: Dammit, I knew I should've gotten it copyrighted!
Jesus: Hey, sounds cool. I think I'll steal that.
Mithras: Dammit, I knew I should've gotten it copyrighted!
by MISTER OWNINATOR May 6, 2007
Get the mithras mug.Also called Mithraism is a religion that is a revival of the ancient Roman worship of the god Mithras.
He started out as a Persian god. And embodies the divine power of light. The religion is under the influence of Astrology, especially Hellenistic Astrology.
He is a solar deity who presides over the stars,planets, and other astronomical features of the celestial zodiac.
He was born from a rock on December 25. And his birthplace was visited by shepherds.
Mithras then goes forth to slay a bull from whom blood and semen new life emerges.
He is associated with the invisible forces of the universe.
Rituals in the religion are baptism,and communal meals.
Mithric initiates are sprinkled and purified with blood flowing from a sacrificed bull.
There are seven grades or levels in the religion. Corax,Nymphus,Miles,Leo,Perses,Heliodromus,and Pater.
He started out as a Persian god. And embodies the divine power of light. The religion is under the influence of Astrology, especially Hellenistic Astrology.
He is a solar deity who presides over the stars,planets, and other astronomical features of the celestial zodiac.
He was born from a rock on December 25. And his birthplace was visited by shepherds.
Mithras then goes forth to slay a bull from whom blood and semen new life emerges.
He is associated with the invisible forces of the universe.
Rituals in the religion are baptism,and communal meals.
Mithric initiates are sprinkled and purified with blood flowing from a sacrificed bull.
There are seven grades or levels in the religion. Corax,Nymphus,Miles,Leo,Perses,Heliodromus,and Pater.
by Judge dredd7 August 23, 2011
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Mithross is the ship between the YouTuber Mithzan and the YouTuber YourPalRoss. Not many people ship this since Max (Mithzan) has a girlfriend BUT the YouTuber Aphmau (Jess/Jessica) ships it and has made references to it in her videos.
Person 1 : OHMYGOD DID YOU SEE THAT MAX AND ROSS JUST HUGGED!!!!!
Person 2: MITHROSS IS REAL!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: MITHROSS IS REAL!!!!!!!!!
by iheartseptiplier June 18, 2018
Get the mithross mug.An attractive, tomboyish, purple-haired kunoichi from the Naruto series. She wears a mesh jumpsuit, a short skirt, and a long jacket. She was once the apprentice of the evil Orochimaru, but she left him after she found out he was using her. She can summon snakes. Her favorite food is dango. Some have compared her personality to be much like Naruto's, except a bit smarter.
by Lapras-92 May 1, 2008
Get the Anko Mitarashi mug.Derivative of the elvish words "mith" meaning grey and "randir" meaning pilgrim or wanderer.
A name made up by the elves as an endearment to the wizard Gandalf from Lord of the rings.
A name made up by the elves as an endearment to the wizard Gandalf from Lord of the rings.
by Mith1982 January 2, 2005
Get the mithrandir mug.A religion that was practiced exclusively by the Roman hierarchy between 200-400 CE. It was the state religion for a short time before Christianity recieved it's backing from Constantine. Mithraism centered around a figure named Mithra who was born from a rock, had twelve disciples, taught Baptism and Eucharist, and was crucified. Like Christianity it had seven central rituals called sacraments. The two main sacraments were Baptism and the Lord's Supper. Ironically, Christianity ended up dominating the empire because it was backed by the Mithraic, Constantine.
by Buddhist Gnostic May 12, 2009
Get the Mithraism mug.Mithra is a intelligent, beautiful, and badass Indian goddess who is perfect and too good at everything, but people can't hate her for it because she's also very humble. When/if some sort of higher being created Mithra, they tossed out the rule of "everything in moderation" and decided to go all in. Mithra is on Tinder ;)
mithra adj. - the state of being unproblematic, chill, and zen. e.g. I feel so mithra, breathing in my cool alternative music, eating my Costco bean burger patties, and reading my 6th popular psych book of the week.
by mithrafan9000 June 25, 2020
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