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Mithraism 

A religion that was practiced exclusively by the Roman hierarchy between 200-400 CE. It was the state religion for a short time before Christianity recieved it's backing from Constantine. Mithraism centered around a figure named Mithra who was born from a rock, had twelve disciples, taught Baptism and Eucharist, and was crucified. Like Christianity it had seven central rituals called sacraments. The two main sacraments were Baptism and the Lord's Supper. Ironically, Christianity ended up dominating the empire because it was backed by the Mithraic, Constantine.
Christianity borrowed a lot from Mithraism.
Mithraism by Buddhist Gnostic May 12, 2009
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Some guy that Jesus ripped off
Mithras: Okay, get this - I'm the son of a god, I was born to a virgin, I taught people important things and performed miracles, and then I was executed, but came back to life!

Jesus: Hey, sounds cool. I think I'll steal that.

Mithras: Dammit, I knew I should've gotten it copyrighted!
mithras by MISTER OWNINATOR May 6, 2007

Mithras worship

Also called Mithraism is a religion that is a revival of the ancient Roman worship of the god Mithras.
He started out as a Persian god. And embodies the divine power of light. The religion is under the influence of Astrology, especially Hellenistic Astrology.
He is a solar deity who presides over the stars,planets, and other astronomical features of the celestial zodiac.
He was born from a rock on December 25. And his birthplace was visited by shepherds.
Mithras then goes forth to slay a bull from whom blood and semen new life emerges.
He is associated with the invisible forces of the universe.
Rituals in the religion are baptism,and communal meals.
Mithric initiates are sprinkled and purified with blood flowing from a sacrificed bull.
There are seven grades or levels in the religion. Corax,Nymphus,Miles,Leo,Perses,Heliodromus,and Pater.
He's into Mithras worship.
Mithras worship by Judge dredd7 August 23, 2011

Mishaism 

Mishaism is a religion that has Misha as it's true and powerful God. Mishovy Silenosti more known as Misha, is a youtuber based in Czech Republic that got quite popular for his song "Pokemon Go Song" (considered a religious song by mishaism followers).

Some of the mishaism rules include:

- You shall play pokemon go everyday

- Death upon meat eaters

- Death upon haters

- Misha is the best youtuber and the best and no one shall question this

- You shall vote for Misha as the next president
The mishaism began to be spreaded since the year of 2016, after the popularity of the song "Pokemon Go Song" and after the many roast videos made on Misha's video.

" Dude, what's your religion"
"I'm mishaistic"
"Oh, so am I"
Mishaism by mishaisgod July 1, 2017
Mithransh means a Ray of Sun…Always bright , happy and full of energy…Can never stay in a place and wants entertainment all the time…Loves doing the head nod dance…
Be bright Be Mithransh
mithransh by RiyaReddy November 23, 2021
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