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Mister P

Mr. Penis, One-Eyed Trouser Snake, Anaconda, Truncheon, Leroy, Donkey Kong, Meat Puppet, Custard Launcher, Moby Dick
Mister P is always fuckin w/ me.
by Shougo February 12, 2022
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mister positivity

"OMG, she broke up with me because of the Rona. But Mister Positivity is still out there, swinging. Too bad the bars are closed."
by JormanThoad July 14, 2020
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Mister Poopy butthole

When one person puts their butthole against another person’s butthole, and fornicates by pooping in their butthole.
Dude 1: Hey bro, Sarahlynn came over yesterday and I gave her a Mister poopy butthole.
Dude 2: Nice man, did she know what it was?

Dude 1: Yeah and she was excited too because she’s into shit play.
by BallsJacobs363 November 7, 2021
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mister puberty

1.someone whose voice cracks unintentionally at any given moment.
the state, or the illusion of being in the midst of pubescence.
note: has nothing to do with age or gender

2.anyone who has just inhaled helium

3.someone actually going through puberty and who advertises this by wearing pants that are too short and not shaving their incoming scruff.
hey doll, its zach. Call(two octaves higher) *cough cough* me when you get this message.

why certainly, mister puberty.
by my uterus and i September 26, 2005
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Master p

Ok, VERY SIMPLE! A bitch :|
He cant rap.... MAKE EM SAY UUUUUUUUUUH!
by Rahim February 26, 2005
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Master P

One of the most stupid rappers in America...wait no the whole world. The rapper that can't make, sale, ok basically can't do nothing (may be if his life depended on it). He's like a dirt compared to Jay-z.
He copied Nelly's thing on the clothing line. If u go to the mall and find something that's Apple Bottoms u see a price tag pic of Nelly and a girl, but wait go find a P.miller Passion shirt(for girls)look at the price tag u see that same type of pic Nelly had on his. This Master P is a COPY-CATER
by sound-like-what November 19, 2005
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master p

ugly lil niglet man who thinks hes something great. Hes a good businessman but has no rapping skills whatsoever. Hes a one hit motha fuckin wonder who couldnt rap to save his life. When hes rappin he sounds retarded. Not only that but hes a terrible actor. He was voted as 'worst performance by a rapper in a movie.'
by Master P's sc October 3, 2007
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