Mister P
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mister positivity
"OMG, she broke up with me because of the Rona. But Mister Positivity is still out there, swinging. Too bad the bars are closed."
mister positivity by JormanThoad July 14, 2020
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Mister Poopy butthole
When one person puts their butthole against another person’s butthole, and fornicates by pooping in their butthole.
Dude 1: Hey bro, Sarahlynn came over yesterday and I gave her a Mister poopy butthole.
Dude 2: Nice man, did she know what it was?
Dude 1: Yeah and she was excited too because she’s into shit play.
Dude 2: Nice man, did she know what it was?
Dude 1: Yeah and she was excited too because she’s into shit play.
Mister Poopy butthole by BallsJacobs363 November 7, 2021
mister puberty
1.someone whose voice cracks unintentionally at any given moment.
the state, or the illusion of being in the midst of pubescence.
note: has nothing to do with age or gender
2.anyone who has just inhaled helium
3.someone actually going through puberty and who advertises this by wearing pants that are too short and not shaving their incoming scruff.
the state, or the illusion of being in the midst of pubescence.
note: has nothing to do with age or gender
2.anyone who has just inhaled helium
3.someone actually going through puberty and who advertises this by wearing pants that are too short and not shaving their incoming scruff.
hey doll, its zach. Call(two octaves higher) *cough cough* me when you get this message.
why certainly, mister puberty.
why certainly, mister puberty.
mister puberty by my uterus and i September 26, 2005
Master P
One of the most stupid rappers in America...wait no the whole world. The rapper that can't make, sale, ok basically can't do nothing (may be if his life depended on it). He's like a dirt compared to Jay-z.
He copied Nelly's thing on the clothing line. If u go to the mall and find something that's Apple Bottoms u see a price tag pic of Nelly and a girl, but wait go find a P.miller Passion shirt(for girls)look at the price tag u see that same type of pic Nelly had on his. This Master P is a COPY-CATER
Master P by sound-like-what November 19, 2005
master p
ugly lil niglet man who thinks hes something great. Hes a good businessman but has no rapping skills whatsoever. Hes a one hit motha fuckin wonder who couldnt rap to save his life. When hes rappin he sounds retarded. Not only that but hes a terrible actor. He was voted as 'worst performance by a rapper in a movie.'
master p by Master P's sc October 3, 2007
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Pink Cloud
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026