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mister fister

ryan bourget is the new mister fister.
mister fister by vgirl December 7, 2006

Mister Fister

One who fist's a woman often.
"Mister.......Fister"
Mister Fister by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Mister Fister

Mistering is where five guys each take turns in fisting the smallest dude (preferably a black midget) and scoops out their poop. Then they all put it in their mouths and spray it it the air
Damn homie should we do the mister fister
It does take some skill though

fister mister 

A man who fists other men at rapid fire speed.
Whoa, look at that fister mister over there! He's totally fisting those guys at rapid fire speed.
fister mister by D3adM3rchant December 20, 2015

Sister Fister the mister kisser 

My dad is a sister Fister the mister kisser

milter filter 

Both good and evil, this term describes a person, a situation, or a thing. This is essentially the exact same as a mother fucker, but is more fun to say.
1. Check out that meat spinning milter filter in his Hummer talking on an iPhone! (insult)

2. Lindsey just drank Jimmy under the table. What a highly dangerous badass milter filter! (compliment)

3. Milter filter! Couldn't you have at least puked in the toilet? (bad situation)

4. Dude, where's my car? I could have sworn I parked that milter filter here. (thing)

5. You had sex with my mom? You milter filter! (???)
milter filter by Battoo May 20, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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