Misstash

When an alcoholics wife finds his poorly hidden stash. Especially when the stash is as obvious as the hair on his face.

Bugger!!! You found my Misstash.

by Renaissance Funk March 26, 2014

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misstache

Dude, my wife needs to go and get her misstache waxed!

by Jacob Spaniol December 27, 2007

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A lady moustache.

Visable hair on a woman's upper lip.

"Dude, that girl has has a serious misstache that needs attending to"

by smoked salmon July 22, 2009

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"Did you check out the size of that chick's misstache?"

by hlbndr December 8, 2009

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The ultimate name for a bad mustache. Sometimes belonging to people who grow it but refuse to admit that it looks like roadkill above their lips.

The terminator felt terrible losing to a scary wrestler with a freaky misstache on his face.

by Crazyfox09 February 26, 2009

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mistash is "my stash" of stuff. Also, a funny way to refer to a mustache.

I just stashed all my shit on www.mistash.com, where's your stash? Oh, and btw... nice mustache.

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