Player 1: *clicks F and uses Flash*
Player 2: What the f@*! are you doing??!!11!1!
Player 1: Calm your tits, it was a missclick.
Player 2: I see. I hope it doesn't turn out for the worse.
The most expensive weapon in CS:GO. Clocks in at a whopping $5200, which is over half of the money cap in casual. The only reason to use this over the Negev is because you misclicked.
The Negev has a better magazine size (150 versus 100), better fire rate (1000 rpm versus 750 rpm), and turns into a literal laser beam after the 14th shot fired. Not only that, the Negev costs $1700. You can buy a Negev and a M4 and a flashbang for the cost of a M249.
Just buy the Negev. It costs less and turns into a fucking laser beam after the 14th shot, whereas the M249 is just a piece of shit.
xXx_AwpMain_xXx: "Holy shit. Why the fuck did you buy the M249 "The Misclick"?"
You: "Ah shit. I misclicked. There goes half my money"
Is a play on the expression Freudian slip or a verbal mistake that is thought to reveal an unconscious belief, thought, or emotion. A “freudian miss-click” refers to the same phenomenon occurring during a text based conversation such as texting, instant messaging or an email exchange when a word is substituted from the unconscious mind in place of the intended penis.
Zoë: What the hell happened with your definition here? I was following just fine until you suddenly started talking about penises.
Gideous: I know, it’s so embarrassing. The thing is, it’s been a while, you know? I’m trying to focus on my lexicography but I really need to get laid – must have been a Freudian miss-click.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.