Chesterfield Missouried
Getting Chesterfield Missouried is basically getting absolutely fucked up blackout drunk. The shorter term for it is “chestered” and that’s basically getting drunk but not to the point of getting Chesterfield Missouried.
“Fuck bud i’m 12 shots in and i’m feeling absolutely chesterfield missouried right now.”
“Damn bro you got so chesterfield missouried last night you made out with the fat chick!”
“Damn bro you got so chesterfield missouried last night you made out with the fat chick!”
Chesterfield Missouried by Twinkmaxer300 January 26, 2021
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