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Masturine 

A derivative of the Gaelic word "rochardcochpee" it directly translates into urine of the mast. It is when you urinate with a rock hard erection, often while simultaneously ejaculating. It is something that only a select few can master, and when done inside of a women is considered a huge compliment. Most will deny wanting such an act out of fear of embarrassing their partner due to the level of difficulty involved, but every single female desires this.
"Hey man did you hook up with that girl last night?"
"Not only did I hook up with her, I filled her with masturine"
Masturine by RoderC January 16, 2019
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masturbeto 

The lonely physical act of engaging in near-sexual fantasies of large-scale gun confiscation. Usually done to completion in an act of shameless pandering to one’s mindless millennial followers
There he goes again, starting to Masturbeto at the campaign rally

Mastering Physics

Literally cancer. Homework website used by colleges to make students google every question on chegg or yahoo answers because clicking anything will take of 50%. Giving college students cancer since 1998.
Person 1:Did you do Mastering Physics yet?

Person 2:Yeah it gave me cancer.
Mastering Physics by AweStrucK July 24, 2015

Mastering Chemistry 

A website created to make the lives of American college students a nightmare through the use of nazi-like grading on significant figures and rounding throughout 15+ pages of hell. Commonly referred to as a bitch for changing 1 number in each person's given values to piss people off.
"Hey have you done the Mastering Chemistry for this week yet?"

"No but I heard it's a real killer."

"Yeah I tried the hints and couldn't even work through those!"

Mastering Engineering 

An online homework program designed to rob college students of their hard-earned money and serve as a crutch for professors too lazy to write their own homework assignments or to teach. Its purpose, beyond making millions for the publishing company, is apparently to reduce the number of engineering graduates in the United States by utterly demoralizing and destroying their confidence in an effort to force them to drop the program and/or kill themselves.
I used up all but one attempt on this stupid Mastering Engineering problem, before I realized it had switched everything to kiloOhms instead of Ohms! And then I still got it wrong! FML!
Mastering Engineering by kypok April 16, 2012

Mastering the gift 

Her room mate unexpectedly walked in while she was furiously mastering the gift!
Mastering the gift by GAM Brian September 9, 2016

Masturina 

A beutiful girl using spec and braces. Cute, beautiful and gorgeous girl. She is queen.
Masturina ur so cute
Masturina by Shtrrttt June 17, 2017