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Miss Priss

A girl who is stuck up and a goody two shoes and thinks everything is childish. She believes she is better than others, which is reflected in her attitudes and actions. Girls generally start qualifying for this label around middle school. Some grow out of it, but others retain the label even in adulthood.
"When did Jenny turn into a Miss Priss?"

"That woman is such a Miss Priss. It is annoying to be around her."
by Tude September 10, 2008
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miss-piss

When you are inebriated. During urination you misjudge the duration of piss and try to flush accordingly, misjudging and pissing much longer.
Guy 1: Dude, why didn't you flush the toilet?
Guy 2: I did...shit I must have miss-piss. Are you over it?
by marc courtmanch March 12, 2009
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Swiss Miss Instant Piss

When you don't check the serving size while preparing your Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate.

According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.
-You take a sip and it tastes like piss, Swiss Miss Instant Piss.
by HealthyMinder April 20, 2021
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Piss miss

The act of urinating, and missing the target (Toilet) while maintaining a massive erection.
I went to take a leak with epic morning wood, and ended up having a "PISS MISS" all over the wall.
by rug dude August 9, 2012
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Swiss Miss and Piss

The by-product of eating Mexican food the night before. What happens when you let all that food sit overnight, and then in the morning it comes out of you completely liquid. Hence the Swiss Miss and the Piss.
Last night I ate half a crave case from White Castle and when I got home I went right to sleep. I woke up and when I got to the bathroom all that came out was Swiss Miss and Piss.
by Jaboloff April 26, 2011
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piss-n-miss

When a person leaves a social situation to urinate only to find s/he missed a critical part of the conversation or story.
Hey man, where’d you go? Noah just told us what his wack boss did yesterday!”
“Dang, that was one costly piss-n-miss.”
by christine sixteen August 25, 2009
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Piss and Miss

Narcissist Elijah Moore of Ole Miss pissed in the end zone after a TD and kicker misses APT to loose 2019 Egg Bowl to Miss St. Heretofore to be known as the piss and miss game.
Don't celebrate a win before the fat lady sings cause it could be a piss and miss game.
by Joe Shit the Rag Maker November 29, 2019
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