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A university located in Indiana where sheep get nervous anytime they happen to win a big game.
Sheep #1, "I just heard Purdue defeated Ohio State!"

Sheep #2, "Great, we'll be getting fucked the rest of the day by the Purdue faithful."

Sheep #1, "At least they don't win often."
by Tude January 11, 2007
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The ugliest girl in a group of girls that are out. Her friends will not even think of leaving her unless they know she is getting action herself. Therefore, someone in your group of friends sacrifies himself by hooking up with the grenade in order for the rest to have a chance of having sex with the hot girls. More often than not, the grenade jumper gets laid and the rest end up jacking off.
It is good and honorable to jump on the grenade in order to save the platoon. Plus, you will probably get laid while the rest will not.
by Tude August 07, 2006
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Describes a female whose pussy bubbles out right below their belt line. She would somewhat resemble a weeble. The female is overweight in general, but the major girth is below the belt. They like to shop at Wal-Mart so they can utilize their motorized carts. When they sit, it provides a pseudo table where they can sit a bag of chips and a drink.
It is very rare to see a Bubble Puss dancing because they are usually too sad or they do not want to set down their junk food.
by Tude August 16, 2006
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The drive from the bar to your home, when you are too drunk to drive the night before and you have to pick your car up from the bar parking lot the next morning. It is more shameful when the establishment has already opened again for business and people watch your drunk ass get in the car that's been sitting there since they arrived. So you try to accomplish this as early as possible without being seen. The drive usually involves a fast-food stop.
I was up at 6:00 a.m. to get my drive of shame over with.
by Tude November 13, 2006
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A co-worker who is such a suck up that given the opportunity, they would attempt to place their boss's dick and balls in their mouth at the same time.
"Here comes 'balls and all' back from the meeting."
"Who, Jeff?"
"Yup, he is the biggest suck up."
by Tude June 06, 2006
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Phrase you yell when you pants someone in a public place, preferably a mall. People will look, guaranteed. It's even funnier if you push the person down and run away.
After you pants someone, push them down, yell "look at me!" and run away.
by Tude August 08, 2006
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A harshly given wedgie where one person grabs the back of the victim's underwear and one person grabs the front of the victim's underwear. They then proceed to yank back and forth with great force until the taint is rubbed raw.
Joe kept smarting off, so we gave him a lumberjack to shut him up.
by Tude November 28, 2006
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