balls and all

A co-worker who is such a suck up that given the opportunity, they would attempt to place their boss's dick and balls in their mouth at the same time.

"Here comes 'balls and all' back from the meeting."
"Who, Jeff?"
"Yup, he is the biggest suck up."

by Tude July 30, 2008

Lumberjack

A harshly given wedgie where one person grabs the back of the victim's underwear and one person grabs the front of the victim's underwear. They then proceed to yank back and forth with great force until the taint is rubbed raw.

Joe kept smarting off, so we gave him a lumberjack to shut him up.

by Tude November 12, 2008

Miss Priss

A girl who is stuck up and a goody two shoes and thinks everything is childish. She believes she is better than others, which is reflected in her attitudes and actions. Girls generally start qualifying for this label around middle school. Some grow out of it, but others retain the label even in adulthood.

"When did Jenny turn into a Miss Priss?"

"That woman is such a Miss Priss. It is annoying to be around her."

by Tude September 10, 2008

Bubble Puss

Describes a female whose pussy bubbles out right below their belt line. She would somewhat resemble a weeble. The female is overweight in general, but the major girth is below the belt. They like to shop at Wal-Mart so they can utilize their motorized carts. When they sit, it provides a pseudo table where they can sit a bag of chips and a drink.

It is very rare to see a Bubble Puss dancing because they are usually too sad or they do not want to set down their junk food.

by Tude September 12, 2008

Mister Nobody

Someone who usually shows up when I am drunk. He makes my life miserable.

"Who came home and pissed all over the floor?"
"Mister Nobody did."
"Well, who shit in the sink?"
"Mister Nobody did that too."

by TUDE September 09, 2008

Purdue

A university located in Indiana where sheep get nervous anytime they happen to win a big game.

Sheep #1, "I just heard Purdue defeated Ohio State!"

Sheep #2, "Great, we'll be getting fucked the rest of the day by the Purdue faithful."

Sheep #1, "At least they don't win often."

by Tude December 12, 2008

suck my dick

One of the most common phrases you will hear in a gangster rap album.

When Eazy E was alive, he said "suck my dick" a lot.

by TUDE September 09, 2008