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Mirage à trois

A guy hanging out with two girls anticipates a threesome that never materializes.
Alice: How was your night, Bob?

Bob: Oh man, got fucked up drinking with these two chicks and totally thought I was gonna bang both of them, then at then end of the night they gave me a kiss on the cheek and stole my cab!

Alice: Ha! Total mirage à trois, jerkoff!
Mirage à trois by gouletgoo December 22, 2013

Mirage à trois

When you are too deluded to realize your make believe girl friend is actually a transvestite.
Did you know Roger had a Mirage à trois last night!? Really? Yes, his date and her two balls!

mirage a trois 

When you wake up from a sexual dream in the middle of the night, and think that there are 2 women in bed with you, only to realize that they are just bunched up blankets.
He kept the lights on during sleep to avoid the reoccuring mirage a trois experience.
mirage a trois by Greyegg May 5, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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