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When plans are made and a reasonable and logical path forward is set and then 1 party fucks it all over and fucks up more along the way.
Our renovations were all planned and everyone involved was in agreement and then we got Minto'd by our general contractor and now more things are broken.
Minto'd by vespa7030 May 31, 2019
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Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee. 

Moxxie's second coffee order from episode 6 of Helluva Boss, "Truth Seekers"
"If you cant handle that id like a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

Minty Dave 

1. The act of oral sex on a partner, immedietaly after eating a large quantity of mints.

2. A Drink mixture of hot chocolate and a mint tea bag.
"I ate a bag of Werthers last night and gave this girl I picked up one hell of a Minty Dave. I don't think she's going to be able to sit down for a week!"
Minty Dave by oathy March 3, 2009

Mint Donk 

Mint Donk was originally a redneck redmond classic but soon turned into to a popular catchphrase in tomhaggard which meens it is great or very good
1 hey did you here that new song?
2 yeh it's great
1 nah man its fukin mint donk.

1 taste this
2 thats fukin mint donk whered you get it?
1 i got it when i was in canada with my da
2 okay cool.
Mint Donk by HolyBast4rd01 February 26, 2013

mint donut 

(V.) The act of having anal sex using mint donut as lubricant.
Jerry got that weird girl Linda, in accounting, to mint donut with him last night
mint donut by That May 11, 2014

mingo dick 

When a guy falls asleep with his penis still inside during a drunk sex encounter.
Me: “Hey Kelsey what did you do last night?”
Kelsey: “I don’t really remember but I woke up getting mingo dicked and gum in my hair.”
mingo dick by awesomesalad228 June 20, 2021

Minty Dick Cake

When you wash your dick with an urinal cake and then you have someone suck you off. The usual response afterwards is "Wait. Why do you taste so minty fresh?" *Head tilt*
Example: "Hey, what are you getting your girl for Valentine's Day?" Answer: "A minty dick cake, of course."
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