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minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.
"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"
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minilongdong 

premature megalongdong

if you want to know what a megalongdong is, search it up in the urban dictionary
that minilongdong aint long enough

avetard minihoop

The minihoop hanging off the closet door in the avetard living room. This minihoop is used for playing P.I.G. and for jacking around. Dumbasses like Norman "Nick" dunk on it and pull down the rim all the way and fuck up the closet door. Just like his bedroom door, the closet door also have damages that will need to be paid for at the end of the year.
Norman "Nick" dunked on the avetard minihoop and put a crack in the door behind it because his dumbass tried to dunk too hard because he was baked.
avetard minihoop by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

minion memes 

Some normie shit 40 year old moms think are “funny” and “relatable”
She looks like she enjoys minion memes, the old cunt.
minion memes by Helk yeah my guy October 30, 2017

Misha's minions 

The slaves and worshipers of American actor and Supernatural star, Misha Collins
Person 1: So are you a Sam girl or a Dean girl?
Person 2: I'm one of Misha's minions

Annandale Butternut Minigolf

where a male or shemale applies a strap on effectively giving themself a second phallical member enabling them to dp the female on their own. micropenis and horse cock strap on is a must, resulting in twice the pleasure per thrust
Dabini was tired of sharing his girl with other men in threesomes and decided to give her the ol' Annandale Butternut Minigolf instead