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je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.
"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."

Mange Newts 

pronounced (mahnj nootz) for all you cakes

Simple Translation: Eat Nuts

Mange - (Butchered Slang Italian for Eat)
Newts - (Testicles)

Usage:

1. Fellatio

2. Displaying that you are fed up with someone (male or female).
1. Fellatio

"She was manging newts and my ex girlfriend called"

"Ya bro she manged"

"She can def mange newts!"

2. Being fed up

"That guys a yogurt bro, he can fuckin mange newts"

"You don't wanna go to Fairbanks (strip-club)? Mange newts buddy"

or Simply "Mange"

FEST HOS MANGE 

An internet meme from a Swedish song. Literally means ''Party at Mange''. Look it up in youtube.
Guy1: FEST HOS MANGE

Guy2: mange mange
FEST HOS MANGE by sushiway June 29, 2011

mange material

Partially derived from the french verb "manger" (meaning 'to eat'), this phrase is defined as any type of eatable food.
"We went on a two hour hunt for mange material and ended up at a Subway that we could just have driven five minutes to get to."

"I'm starving, I need some mange material asap!"

"McDonald's and Taco Bell are two fast-food chains that the GEAGZ often hit up for some mange material."

Déjà Mangé

Literally "Already eaten"
The experience of re-tasting the flavour of recently ingested foodstuffs...
Milder experiences are effected by a belch.
More severe instances involve retching. The impact can be heightened by chewing and re-swallowing the retched foodstuff, (see: "Cud")
"Ugh, I just had a déjà mangé."
"What was it?"
"Milk, but this time sour."

Mange of hobos 

A group of vagrants consisting of 3 or more individuals. Also known as a Vomit of vagrants.
There was a mange of hobos sitting in the park drinking malt liquor and smoking crack.
Mange of hobos by djshok October 17, 2011