a cockmance is the gayest level of non-
gayness possible, without actually being
homosexual for a straight man. It is the
next step after a bromance.
"yo man, you and your friend
say a lot of pretty gay
sounding shit to each other every now and then, whats up with that?"
response- "nah its cool, we're
not gay. we just got a mean cockmance goin on"