Definitions by youdbesoluckytoknowme
Condition One
From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.
Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.
Condition One by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014
Condition Zero
From firearms terminology: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety off.
Also meaning, you're about to have an explosive movement. Kind of a crisis.
Also meaning, you're about to have an explosive movement. Kind of a crisis.
Condition Zero by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014
ISMILSH
ISMILSH by youdbesoluckytoknowme October 4, 2012
Déjà Mangé
Literally "Already eaten"
The experience of re-tasting the flavour of recently ingested foodstuffs...
Milder experiences are effected by a belch.
More severe instances involve retching. The impact can be heightened by chewing and re-swallowing the retched foodstuff, (see: "Cud")
The experience of re-tasting the flavour of recently ingested foodstuffs...
Milder experiences are effected by a belch.
More severe instances involve retching. The impact can be heightened by chewing and re-swallowing the retched foodstuff, (see: "Cud")
Déjà Mangé by youdbesoluckytoknowme May 7, 2011
Smiley Face
Burning flesh with a hot Bic lighter such that the resultant scarring looks much like a classic "Smiley Face ™ " Even with the modern "Child Safe" Bic... It still works!!! Sore though...
I've just burnt a "Smiley Face ™" into my forearm!!!! You're too old for that bitches!!!
Ow!
Self torture
Cutting
Masochism
Wow that hurts!!!
Ow!
Self torture
Cutting
Masochism
Wow that hurts!!!
Smiley Face by youdbesoluckytoknowme December 16, 2010
Joy Assassin
A: Wanna hit off my joint?
B: That stuff is bad for you and is illegal... You're just enabling criminals and hurting yourself. Now I have to call the police.
A: You're a master joy assassin, you know that?
A: Ain't life grand?
B: Sure... 'Till you get old, see your family and friends die, your own health fails and it's all over. We leave this world alone.
A: Joy Assassin!
A: Are we having fun yet?
B: When I was seven years old, my priest touched me.
A: Joy Assassin!
A: Look at the cute puppy in the window!
B: Dogs are predators. Given the chance, they would eat those bunnies over there. Is that cute?
A: Joy Assassin!
B: That stuff is bad for you and is illegal... You're just enabling criminals and hurting yourself. Now I have to call the police.
A: You're a master joy assassin, you know that?
A: Ain't life grand?
B: Sure... 'Till you get old, see your family and friends die, your own health fails and it's all over. We leave this world alone.
A: Joy Assassin!
A: Are we having fun yet?
B: When I was seven years old, my priest touched me.
A: Joy Assassin!
A: Look at the cute puppy in the window!
B: Dogs are predators. Given the chance, they would eat those bunnies over there. Is that cute?
A: Joy Assassin!
Joy Assassin by youdbesoluckytoknowme October 7, 2009
ghoul
ghoul by youdbesoluckytoknowme October 30, 2007