ISMILSH

I've Shit Myself I'm Laughing So Hard

Hyperbole based on "LOL".
Could be used as sarcasm.

My ex claims mental cruelty because I complained about her lousy personal hygiene.

ISMILSH!

by youdbesoluckytoknowme October 04, 2012

kiddie-meth

Ephedrine (EPH) is a sympathomimetic amine similar in structure to the synthetic derivatives amphetamine and methamphetamine. Ephedrine is commonly used as a stimulant, appetite suppressant, concentraton aid, decongestant and to treat hypotension associated with regional anaesthesia. Chemically, it is an alkaloid derived from various plants in the genus Ephedra (family Ephedraceae). It is most usually marketed in the hydrochloride and sulfate forms.

Are you OK?
Sure, I'm just stacking but the kiddie-meth has me sweating.

by youdbesoluckytoknowme November 01, 2006

'Saug

The city of Mississauga, immediately West of Toronto. Its suburban-youth refer to it as such in scorn.

Gawd, there's nothing to do in the 'Saug... Let's go to T.O.!

I can't believe after all the time I've spent avoiding it, I've bought a house in the 'Saug. I must be old.

by youdbesoluckytoknowme November 01, 2006

Condition One

From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.

Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.

by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014

Condition Zero

From firearms terminology: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety off.
Also meaning, you're about to have an explosive movement. Kind of a crisis.

"Why do you look like that?,"Guy I'm condition zero! I NEED A TOILET!"

by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014

congeal-ee-o

The congealed fat at the top of cold soup forming little discs.

If I'm gonna eat that chicken soup cold, I've gotta skim off the congeal-ee-os.

by youdbesoluckytoknowme November 03, 2006

Déjà Mangé

Literally "Already eaten"
The experience of re-tasting the flavour of recently ingested foodstuffs...
Milder experiences are effected by a belch.
More severe instances involve retching. The impact can be heightened by chewing and re-swallowing the retched foodstuff, (see: "Cud")

"Ugh, I just had a déjà mangé."
"What was it?"
"Milk, but this time sour."

by youdbesoluckytoknowme May 07, 2011