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Definitions by youdbesoluckytoknowme

Condition One 

From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.
Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.

Condition Zero 

From firearms terminology: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety off.
Also meaning, you're about to have an explosive movement. Kind of a crisis.
"Why do you look like that?,"Guy I'm condition zero! I NEED A TOILET!"
I've Shit Myself I'm Laughing So Hard

Hyperbole based on "LOL".
Could be used as sarcasm.
My ex claims mental cruelty because I complained about her lousy personal hygiene.

ISMILSH!
ISMILSH by youdbesoluckytoknowme October 4, 2012

Déjà Mangé

Literally "Already eaten"
The experience of re-tasting the flavour of recently ingested foodstuffs...
Milder experiences are effected by a belch.
More severe instances involve retching. The impact can be heightened by chewing and re-swallowing the retched foodstuff, (see: "Cud")
"Ugh, I just had a déjà mangé."
"What was it?"
"Milk, but this time sour."

Smiley Face 

Burning flesh with a hot Bic lighter such that the resultant scarring looks much like a classic "Smiley Face ™ " Even with the modern "Child Safe" Bic... It still works!!! Sore though...
I've just burnt a "Smiley Face ™" into my forearm!!!! You're too old for that bitches!!!
Ow!
Self torture
Cutting
Masochism
Wow that hurts!!!
Smiley Face by youdbesoluckytoknowme December 16, 2010

Joy Assassin

One who excels at being a killjoy.
A: Wanna hit off my joint?
B: That stuff is bad for you and is illegal... You're just enabling criminals and hurting yourself. Now I have to call the police.
A: You're a master joy assassin, you know that?

A: Ain't life grand?
B: Sure... 'Till you get old, see your family and friends die, your own health fails and it's all over. We leave this world alone.
A: Joy Assassin!

A: Are we having fun yet?
B: When I was seven years old, my priest touched me.
A: Joy Assassin!

A: Look at the cute puppy in the window!
B: Dogs are predators. Given the chance, they would eat those bunnies over there. Is that cute?
A: Joy Assassin!
A crude way to refer to a vagina
- I fingered that chick's ghoul last week!
- I don't see a girl over there...
-YAK!
ghoul by youdbesoluckytoknowme October 30, 2007