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North Side slang for Milpitas, California.
Ex. 1

"So now we're gonna go back to my hometown Milpitas, California: Milpas, Califas."

William "Flacko" Vick, A Convicts Perspective, May 12, 2021

Ex. 2

News Reporter: "Folks, if you thought Milpenis err excuse me Milpitas was only known for foul odors, unreported murders, and crappy horror movies, let me disabuse you of those notions. Milpas is also a great place to catch a fade with the homies in Sunny Hills."
Milpas by ZXY&ABC May 12, 2021
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Las Milpas 

Las Milpas, otherwise known as Pharr, Tx. Is a City In South Texas that is very beautiful place and is looking more like a city than the ghetto it used to be. Also have some Videos on Youtube.
Guy 1: "Hey, lets go to Las Milpas for some good food."
Guy 2: "No way, that place is dangerous, ghetto, i might get shot!"
Guy 1: "Not anymore, they have fixed it up and the cops have controlled the gang violence."
Guy 2: "For real? Then lets go! You pay!"
Guy 1: "Ah, Shit."
Las Milpas by Moe Munz March 27, 2008
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I am so malpas today.
Malpas by DWyre123 December 2, 2018
-Noun

1. Ancient Mayan word for Wit

2. "innate power"

3. well endowed
"Did you see when Gary dropped his pants the other night, he had a right Malpass dick"

"You know Jim he's so witty I'd mistake him for a Malpass"

"that guy looks to have innate power must be a Malpass"
Malpass by Madam Slap Ass February 19, 2009

Malpassed 

To become drunk beyond ones ability to think,walk, speak clearly, and do basically anything remotely normal is referred to as getting "Malpassed" It originated from Cole Malpass, an avid drinker who knew no limits.
I got totally Malpassed last night
Malpassed by Lazy lary November 15, 2010
Can be observed in many different environments as it has a tendency to roam from place to place since it doesn't have the ability of logical reasoning(edited)
the environment the species is most commonly observed in is that of omegle, here the subject can be seen preforming a multitude of actions
one of which is playing the beautiful melodies of the meat flute(edited)
Another great aspect of the species, is its phallic organ the very one which gives it its name
If the need ever arises to lure this illusive creature one must simply play the tunes of lil pump or xxx
and if the creature ever becomes intoxicated it will have the tendency to take off its shell and display its pathetic form as one of great physique(edited)
the nose of this creature was used by aztecs as weapons as it was believed to hold unspeakable power
AKA:-Nigglet Nosesmagnificus
Do you hear that (intense clapping) i think thats the mating call of a milash.
Milash by Henryjr September 29, 2018
A milf, particularly one known to have especially rampant pubic hair. Combines Milf and Mufasa, the lion from "The Lion King."
Duuuude, I fucked Tracy, but she was a Milfasa!
Milfasa by David R Pennett April 27, 2010
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