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North Side slang for Milpitas, California.
Ex. 1

"So now we're gonna go back to my hometown Milpitas, California: Milpas, Califas."

William "Flacko" Vick, A Convicts Perspective, May 12, 2021

Ex. 2

News Reporter: "Folks, if you thought Milpenis err excuse me Milpitas was only known for foul odors, unreported murders, and crappy horror movies, let me disabuse you of those notions. Milpas is also a great place to catch a fade with the homies in Sunny Hills."
Milpas by ZXY&ABC May 12, 2021
Words you can keep

Las Milpas 

Las Milpas, otherwise known as Pharr, Tx. Is a City In South Texas that is very beautiful place and is looking more like a city than the ghetto it used to be. Also have some Videos on Youtube.
Guy 1: "Hey, lets go to Las Milpas for some good food."
Guy 2: "No way, that place is dangerous, ghetto, i might get shot!"
Guy 1: "Not anymore, they have fixed it up and the cops have controlled the gang violence."
Guy 2: "For real? Then lets go! You pay!"
Guy 1: "Ah, Shit."
Las Milpas by Moe Munz March 27, 2008
Related Words
I am so malpas today.
Malpas by DWyre123 December 2, 2018
-Noun

1. Ancient Mayan word for Wit

2. "innate power"

3. well endowed
"Did you see when Gary dropped his pants the other night, he had a right Malpass dick"

"You know Jim he's so witty I'd mistake him for a Malpass"

"that guy looks to have innate power must be a Malpass"
Malpass by Madam Slap Ass February 19, 2009

Malpassed 

To become drunk beyond ones ability to think,walk, speak clearly, and do basically anything remotely normal is referred to as getting "Malpassed" It originated from Cole Malpass, an avid drinker who knew no limits.
I got totally Malpassed last night
Malpassed by Lazy lary November 15, 2010
Can be observed in many different environments as it has a tendency to roam from place to place since it doesn't have the ability of logical reasoning(edited)
the environment the species is most commonly observed in is that of omegle, here the subject can be seen preforming a multitude of actions
one of which is playing the beautiful melodies of the meat flute(edited)
Another great aspect of the species, is its phallic organ the very one which gives it its name
If the need ever arises to lure this illusive creature one must simply play the tunes of lil pump or xxx
and if the creature ever becomes intoxicated it will have the tendency to take off its shell and display its pathetic form as one of great physique(edited)
the nose of this creature was used by aztecs as weapons as it was believed to hold unspeakable power
AKA:-Nigglet Nosesmagnificus
Do you hear that (intense clapping) i think thats the mating call of a milash.
Milash by Henryjr September 29, 2018
A milf, particularly one known to have especially rampant pubic hair. Combines Milf and Mufasa, the lion from "The Lion King."
Duuuude, I fucked Tracy, but she was a Milfasa!
Milfasa by David R Pennett April 27, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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