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Milkboarding 

Milkboarding is a less common form of torture in which milk is poured over the face of an immobilized captive, thus causing the individual to experience the sensation of drowning. Milkboarding can cause extreme pain, dry drowning, damage to lungs, and several symptoms related to lack of oxygen. Symptoms can also include bad breath lasting several weeks or even months, as a result of milk decomposing in the lungs.

Milkboarding is being used in parts of the fitness industry (the strong parts) as punishment for spreading stupidity.

Traditionally, whole milk is used for the torture. In rare cases, whole milk with added cream is used. The added cream increases the amount of fat in the milk, resulting in a higher level of oxygen restriction.

Although milkboarding has several similarities to waterboarding, the use of milkboarding is mainly for punishment, not as means to retrieve information.
"If that skinny vegan keeps saying meat is unhealthy, I'm gonna f**king milkboard him."

"That lazy fatass stopped badmouthing squatting after he was milkboarded."

"Gym Rule: Curling in the squat-rack is punished by milkboarding until consciousness is lost."
Milkboarding by Melkemannen September 4, 2012

Rusty Milkbox Ukulele 

The opposite of the Rusty Trombone, in which the recipient is female. Basically, the male (or female) licks the receiving girls asshole while fingering her.
Man, she gave me a Rusty Trombone so I had to return the favor. I spun that bitch around, got down on my knees and gave her a Rusty Milkbox Ukulele.

milk boxed 

(verb) Causing someone to go missing or kidnapped. (photos of missing people were displayed on milk cartons)
"Put your hands on my girl again and you'll get milk boxed!"
milk boxed by psquiz July 7, 2008
To thrust the penis between a women's preferably large breasts and ejaculate on her chest and/or face. can be used as a noun or a verb. (explanation for the sex-impaired: breasts contain milk, and you bone them, hence the term "milkbone")
Hey Angi, i would really like to give that large breasted lady a milkbone.

Tom really enjoys milkboning his wife, who i am told has relatively large breasts.
milkbone by ricky mixx February 13, 2013

Milkbox Mission 

A journey that is a waste of your time.
A pursuit resulting in failure.
"Dude sent us on a milkbox mission; we never found what we needed."

"If you're trying to get your dick wet, I'm a milkbox mission."
Milkbox Mission by Laci Jones January 21, 2009
verb. to make someone dissapear usually by killing them.
keep pressing me and im gonna milkbox that ass.
milkbox by $PAZZ April 1, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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