Milkboxed

Going missing. Being kidnapped, murdered or just being Missing.

What ever happened to Sean? I haven't seen him in weeks.

Sean was messing with the wrong crew and got milkboxed, nobody knows what happened to him.

Saying comes from the pictures of missing people on the back of milk boxes.

Milkboxed by Westcoast777 April 13, 2011

Milkboarding 

Milkboarding is a less common form of torture in which milk is poured over the face of an immobilized captive, thus causing the individual to experience the sensation of drowning. Milkboarding can cause extreme pain, dry drowning, damage to lungs, and several symptoms related to lack of oxygen. Symptoms can also include bad breath lasting several weeks or even months, as a result of milk decomposing in the lungs.

Milkboarding is being used in parts of the fitness industry (the strong parts) as punishment for spreading stupidity.

Traditionally, whole milk is used for the torture. In rare cases, whole milk with added cream is used. The added cream increases the amount of fat in the milk, resulting in a higher level of oxygen restriction.

Although milkboarding has several similarities to waterboarding, the use of milkboarding is mainly for punishment, not as means to retrieve information.

"If that skinny vegan keeps saying meat is unhealthy, I'm gonna f**king milkboard him."

"That lazy fatass stopped badmouthing squatting after he was milkboarded."

"Gym Rule: Curling in the squat-rack is punished by milkboarding until consciousness is lost."

Milkboarding by Melkemannen September 4, 2012

Rusty Milkbox Ukulele 

The opposite of the Rusty Trombone, in which the recipient is female. Basically, the male (or female) licks the receiving girls asshole while fingering her.

Man, she gave me a Rusty Trombone so I had to return the favor. I spun that bitch around, got down on my knees and gave her a Rusty Milkbox Ukulele.

Rusty Milkbox Ukulele by noxymann April 20, 2009

milk boxed 

(verb) Causing someone to go missing or kidnapped. (photos of missing people were displayed on milk cartons)

"Put your hands on my girl again and you'll get milk boxed!"

milk boxed by psquiz July 7, 2008

milkbone

To thrust the penis between a women's preferably large breasts and ejaculate on her chest and/or face. can be used as a noun or a verb. (explanation for the sex-impaired: breasts contain milk, and you bone them, hence the term "milkbone")

Hey Angi, i would really like to give that large breasted lady a milkbone.

Tom really enjoys milkboning his wife, who i am told has relatively large breasts.

milkbone by ricky mixx February 13, 2013

Milkbox Mission 

A journey that is a waste of your time.
A pursuit resulting in failure.

"Dude sent us on a milkbox mission; we never found what we needed."

"If you're trying to get your dick wet, I'm a milkbox mission."

Milkbox Mission by Laci Jones January 21, 2009

milkbox 

verb. to make someone dissapear usually by killing them.

keep pressing me and im gonna milkbox that ass.

milkbox by $PAZZ April 1, 2003