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Milfaholic
A man obsessed with staring or flirting with hot looking moms that he can’t even stay focused on a task
This dude was staring at this hot mom walking down the street when he rear ended the car in front of him.
The cop said this is the third time this guy had done this so he arrested him for being a milfaholic
The cop said this is the third time this guy had done this so he arrested him for being a milfaholic
Milfaholic by Tatunka December 9, 2018
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Milkaholic • Milkahol • Mileaholic • Milfaholic • milkyhole • Milk Hole • Milk a Horse • milk cholate
milkaholic
milkaholic by sammyboarder23 July 11, 2010
Milkaholic
Trust me, you ain't no playa and you don't know what tipsy is, look chump you're a milkaholic, now tell me what club is serve'n up milk?
Randy is a milkaholic, instead of coffee in the morning he has chocolate milk, instead of soda at lunch he has strawberry milk and yes, for dinner he has straight up milk!
Randy is a milkaholic, instead of coffee in the morning he has chocolate milk, instead of soda at lunch he has strawberry milk and yes, for dinner he has straight up milk!
Milkaholic by Jane Nazrat September 22, 2009
Milkaholic
Person 1: *Pours a glass of milk* "This is my 5th cup of milk today"!
Person 2: "Dude, you're such a milkaholic
Person 2: "Dude, you're such a milkaholic
Milkaholic by I didn't use my real name! March 15, 2022
milkyhole
milkyhole by the homie h May 9, 2020
Mileaholic
A mileaholic is someone who is addicted to traveling. Predominately those who have an addiction acquiring points or miles to various travel loyalty programs through airlines or credit card companies.
Jake is always planning his next free trip because he is a mileaholic. We may have to admit him into points rehab or have him attend mileaholic's anonymous
Mileaholic by JakeNathan September 4, 2016
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