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Milkaholic 

A chump that only drinks milk, chocolate, vanilla, strawberry...breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Trust me, you ain't no playa and you don't know what tipsy is, look chump you're a milkaholic, now tell me what club is serve'n up milk?

Randy is a milkaholic, instead of coffee in the morning he has chocolate milk, instead of soda at lunch he has strawberry milk and yes, for dinner he has straight up milk!
Milkaholic by Jane Nazrat September 22, 2009

Milkaholic 

When you're so addicted to milk that your mom has to buy a new gallon 3 times a week.
Person 1: *Pours a glass of milk* "This is my 5th cup of milk today"!
Person 2: "Dude, you're such a milkaholic

Milkaholic 

A stupid ugly whore who will sue anyone and anything for cocaine money, usually from Hollywood.
Lindsay Lohan is suing E* Trade for calling a baby Lindsay, what a milkaholic.
Milkaholic by KC23 March 10, 2010

Milkaholic 

Someone who can’t live without milk
Matthew Hollins is a milkaholic and should be allowed to put this on his year 12 jersey
Milkaholic by Milkaholic September 2, 2019

Milfaholic 

A man obsessed with staring or flirting with hot looking moms that he can’t even stay focused on a task
This dude was staring at this hot mom walking down the street when he rear ended the car in front of him.

The cop said this is the third time this guy had done this so he arrested him for being a milfaholic
Milfaholic by Tatunka December 9, 2018

mailaholic 

Someone who compulsively checks his mails every few minutes.
Tom is a real mailaholic. Even during meals he checks his mails.
mailaholic by JochenEnglish February 27, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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