Milk Bro

A milk bro is a person who drinks a lot of milk and also knows how to play the flute.

Damn milk bro, you're really good at that flute.

by Jigglyyyyy July 19, 2018

milk bro

Any guy who has slept with the same girl you have also banged, is your milk brother.

-Is Juan banging Susana?
-Yeah. Didn't she use to date Pedro?
-That's right. They're milk bros now.

by GoldenWanker June 18, 2018

Bro Milk

A viscid whitish fluid excreted from a homie's reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands after a hot sweaty session of man-to-man love.

He smiled in pure bliss as his buddy's bro milk exploded all over his face.

by Little Bell January 29, 2022

Milk Brothers

Two men who have shared a particular sexual partner consecutively, although not necessarily in quick succession. The essence is, your Milk Brother was the last person to have slept with this particular partner before you did. (Like blood brothers have shared blood, milk brothers have shared milk, at least symbolically.)

Guy at Party: "Why does Javier's girlfriend get all tense, but also kinda flirty whenever Claude is around?"

Guy 2: "She used to bang Claude. In fact, Claude and Javier are Milk Brothers"

by Purveyor of fine expressions February 25, 2009

Milk Brooch

The badge of honor affixed about the shoulder of a caring parent by a baby during burping. Like snowflakes, no 2 milk brooches are alike. These decorative regurgitation signatures are commonly gifted to the recipient prior to a special night out on the town. Some think that it is the baby's way of helping the parent look their very best just before departing. Sometimes a milk brooch can morph into a milk necklace, but we won't go there.

I was wearing an interesting milk brooch today on my favorite grey sweatshirt. It looked like an octopus swimming diagonally. I got several compliments on it.

by Ace B November 24, 2006

milk brothers

Male friends who have shared sexual exploits (ie. having sexual intercourse with the same woman at the same time.)

Carlos & Diego are milk brothers; when they go out to hook up, they often bring back one chick and both do her.

by JohnnyKi August 4, 2005

Milk Bros

To declare yourself a "Milk Bro" with another buddy, the act of intercourse must take place with a female on the same or separate evening with the lack of a contraceptive. Note: Filling her tank is a crucial step in deeming yourself Milk Bros.

You slept with _____ ?? So did I bro ! Did you wear a dome? Nawh me neither ! So you filled her tank? ..... High five milk bro ! We're Milk Bros !

by Darko83 June 12, 2013