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Mike Honcho 

When you have to shit but its so big you have to spread each butt cheek and wedge it down on the toilet seat to give your asshole extra spread to allow for such a huge LOG.
Dude, I had to Mike Honcho that shit. It was way to big to just let it flow.
Mike Honcho by Sleepy&Flop January 18, 2011
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Mike Honcho 

Popular YouTube meme (inside joke from JOOGSQUAD PPJT) about Mike Honcho, a character from the movie Tallageda Nights.
I went under the name of Mike Honcho
Mike Honcho by Mayel42069 July 2, 2019

Mike honcho 

I spread my Buttcheeks as mike honcho
Mike honcho by Mike honcho0 September 17, 2022

Mike Honcho 

A Tennessee Baseball player that is actually 35 with a faked transcript that is just a good kid and they let him play. Also, the same player that is accused of cheating because his bat's sticker fell off and a vandy player conveniently noticed and showed it to the umpire.
You know snitches get stitches when that vandy player picked up Mike Honcho's bat after he homered and cried like a bitch to the referee.
Mike Honcho by anonymous April 3, 2022

Mike Honcho 

A really bad clan leader.
This Mike Honcho has a losing streak of infinity!
Mike Honcho by pussack August 5, 2018

Mike Honcho 

Patchy bearded,scrawny faced,peach fuzz
She missed a few spot whilst shaving drunk her JJ looked like a Mike Honcho...
Mike Honcho by Loggerdogger April 24, 2020
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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