Mike Wazowski'd 

To have one's face covered in a photograph by another person or object.

Sarah: "Ya know, I really like this picture of all of us"
James: "Yeah, but Brandon totally Mike Wazowski'd Jeremy with that peace sign"

Mike Wazowski'd by chocolate eclaire June 6, 2015

Mike Wazowski 

Our Lord and savior. Legend foretells he will rise again frim the depths of help and destroy all that have disregarded him

"All hail Mike Wazowski"

Mike Wazowski by Dankmeme445 August 21, 2017

Mike Wazowski 

Our lord and savior, he died for our sins, he saved us from sully and sent him down to Mikesullowski hell, and if you do not believe in Mike Wazowski you will go to Mikesullowski hell, Sulley will become your pimp and you have gay furry sex for all eternity. If you get sacrificed to Mike Wazowski, you will become Mike Wazowski’s slave.(we only sacrifice non believers.) But, if you are a Wazowskiist and you die you will go to Niche and be free to do what ever you want while Mike Wazowski watch’s over you and the rest of his children.

Mike Wazowski died for our sins.

Mike Wazowski by GoronJesus November 11, 2018

Mike Wazowski 

Funky little eyeball with a funky optic nerve. Best friends with James P. Sullivan.

Mike Wazowski stole my children.

Mike Wazowski by DramaDeciple February 20, 2019

Mike Wazowski 

To watch Monsters inc. then when Mike Wazowski gets his fingers crushed, crush ones fingers within their anus, while furiously jacking off with the other, screaming in unison. Can be done with one or more people.

“Hey dude, wanna Mike Wazowski tonight?” “Sure, but your fingers are the ones getting crunched in my juicy anus.”

Mike Wazowski by MC Ballsack June 22, 2019

Mike Wazowski 

When a woman is giving you head and as you cum you shout "Mike Wazowski" and force your semen out of her nose from laughter.

My girlfriend was giving me head and when I ejaculated I shouted "Mike Wazowski" and she laughted so hard my cum came out of her nose.

Mike Wazowski by cadirtymind April 3, 2010

Mike Wazowski 

A family friendly way to say a tumor or cancer

P1: I hate it here
P2: Why
P1: it gives me mike wazowskis
P2: huh
P1: it gives me cancer to be here

Mike Wazowski by HellyZ May 9, 2019