The subtle act of walking into the woods, only to be gripped on the shoulders by leathery carpenter’s hands and sodomized with a floppy picklesque piece of birch and or maple.
Mike : hey Brandon! Why don’t you go take a Mike hike you buttslut?
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)
by Cody Bustaloady March 18, 2020
Polite version of GTFO. Used to say someone to beat the outtahere. It's mostly used to tell someone that an affair or crush is over.
by fmattos February 16, 2016
When mike pisses you off to much, you just have to tell him to leave - derived from take a swim Pim. Is multi-functional, can be used to tell anybody seriously or affectionately to fuck right off.
Person 1 - Isnt it time to go home ben? You've had 10 pints.
Person 2 - Take a hike mike, im in this for the whitey.
Person 2 - Take a hike mike, im in this for the whitey.
by mikethehiker February 21, 2017
by Sir Hotbod Handsomeface January 04, 2008