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A Milito is, in it's most basic form, a very attractive, fun, loud, short-tempered, smiley, strong, hard, sexy, intelligent, popular and ill ass human being destined for something great. Militos are also known for thinking outside the box and having extreme creativity.
Everybody loves a Milito!
Milito by Monster Status October 22, 2010
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Militolin 

Have you seen Militolin live
Militolin by Militolin October 12, 2018

militourettes 

1.) When military personnel's language becomes so riddled with profanity it can no longer be considered proper human communication.

2.) The theory that all curse words were created in conjunction with military service.
Sergeant Doucher got so pissed off he had a militourettes episode, i think he may have invented a new curse word.
militourettes by explodie December 6, 2011

Militonki 

Every curse word combined into one word. It is pertaining to all insults. Possibly the worst insult ever.
Kayne West is the biggest militonki in the world.

That militonki Pete cockblocked me last night.
Militonki by Clitface5000 September 22, 2009
Meliton’s are weird. They often want to change to their name to Alex. Many Meliton’s are small and love LEGO’s. Meliton’s are big eurkas.
You are such a Meliton.
Meliton by unKowN!! December 3, 2018
mixing crack cocaine and black tar heroin and drinking it with a swirly straw
person 1: what's crackalackin'
person 2: not much just wanting some millitow
person 1: yeah that would be poggers
millitow by wazzzeeeep March 29, 2021