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Mittology 

The study of Mitt Romney's ever changing political flip flop positions on key election topics.
Romney(2008): "The Iraq war, which was the right thing to do, just like in Afghanistan... Setting deadlines to leave this country is absolutely the wrong approach"

Romney(2012): "It was a mistake to go into Iraq, just like in Afghanistan... And I agree with the president, and when I am president, we will be out of Afghanistan by 2014!"

Mittology Philosopher/Mittologist: Romney appears to be suffering from a very severe case of Romnesia, likely caused by Romney trying to pander to swing voters in the last 6 weeks of the election.
Mittology by JMG2112 October 27, 2012
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Mimicology 

The study of Mimicing, copying, and impersonation on an collage-grade level.
"I failed my Mimicology class"
"Well, your vocal chords weren't made to impersonate Charles Martinet, Chris."

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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