Mother I Don't Like to Fuck. A mother who is so ugly you don't want to place your penis anywhere near her. The opposite of a MILF.
Person: I hear our friend's mom is a MILF!
Person2: really? oh, wait thats not a MILF, thats a MIDLF.
Person2: really? oh, wait thats not a MILF, thats a MIDLF.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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A man obsessed with staring or flirting with hot looking moms that he can’t even stay focused on a task
This dude was staring at this hot mom walking down the street when he rear ended the car in front of him.
The cop said this is the third time this guy had done this so he arrested him for being a milfaholic
The cop said this is the third time this guy had done this so he arrested him for being a milfaholic
by Tatunka December 9, 2018
Get the Milfaholic mug.An exceptional mother of any age with the "Three G" qualities: (gorgeous, generous, gentle). This Super Mother has a heart and breasts as big as a mountain. Absolutely sensational in appearance, she is excellent and delightful in all respects. Even the most powerful male finds himself easily broken as he beats his brains out trying to grasp the fact that he would walk through fire and water to have this Super MILF as his mother AND his lover. Of course, that's not all he's beating.
It's much more exciting being teased аnd seduced bу a Super MILF than the common regular boring MILF.
by Sahvanna4U December 17, 2011
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Bro I just lost to a guy with level 14 ebarbs and level 13 megaknight...
Yeah I hate midladder menaces...
Yeah I hate midladder menaces...
by MasterOfTime51 November 10, 2021
Get the midladder menace mug.A health care provider with less formal education and less training than that of a medical doctor (physician).
Midlevel providers have a more restricted scope of practice than physicians and are not accredited nor licensed by the state's Board of Medicine. For example, nurse practitioners (NPs) are licensed by the state's Board of Nursing.
Midlevel providers cost less to hire than physicians. Midlevels are often employed by for-profit corporations to offer basic medical services (e.g. flu shots), such as at the CVS MinuteClinic or Walmart Care Clinic.
Examples of midlevels include: nurse practitioners (NP/DNP), nurse anesthetist (CRNA) or physician assistants (PA).
Some states (e.g. Michigan) now recognize dental hygienists as midlevel providers.
Midlevel providers have a more restricted scope of practice than physicians and are not accredited nor licensed by the state's Board of Medicine. For example, nurse practitioners (NPs) are licensed by the state's Board of Nursing.
Midlevel providers cost less to hire than physicians. Midlevels are often employed by for-profit corporations to offer basic medical services (e.g. flu shots), such as at the CVS MinuteClinic or Walmart Care Clinic.
Examples of midlevels include: nurse practitioners (NP/DNP), nurse anesthetist (CRNA) or physician assistants (PA).
Some states (e.g. Michigan) now recognize dental hygienists as midlevel providers.
I am concerned that the midlevel may have misdiagnosed me. May I please get a second opinion from the midlevel's supervising physician, just to be safe?
by AANP March 17, 2019
Get the midlevel mug.Short for "mother I'd like to fuck". It is a term for a woman who is the mother of someone your age, who you'd like to have sex with. The term was popularised by the movie "American Pie" (1999).
by EliasG July 17, 2018
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