Midleton 

A large town in Cork, Ireland on the way to Waterford and Rosslare Harbour.

Sometimes the town is confused with the town in England called Middleton.

Midleton is a crazy old town to live in.

Midleton by CrypticCurrency April 7, 2022

midleton 

the area between one's balls and asshole; see gooch

I shaved my middleton cause the hair was makin my balls sweat

midleton by mr midleton May 13, 2005

midleton 

Another word for a black and mild.

John: hand me the mild.
Susie: the what?
John: The black and mild?
Susie: Ohhhh you meant the Midleton

midleton by JONE14 August 16, 2012

Middleton's Disease 

The psychological condition suffered by many fans of the comic strip 'The Middletons' when Beatrice Middleton is not seen in the strip. Symptoms of this include, but are not limited to: intense sadness, thoughts of 'Where is she?', and most importantly 'Why is she not here?'. This causes much depression. The only known cure is intense exercise or massages using Martian Mud, which is Beatrice Middleton's favorite massage cream.

Beatrice: What's wrong honey? You look sad. I know what it is, its Middleton's Disease, right?

Bryant: Yes, you haven't been in the strip for days. Where were you? I was beginning to think you'd never show.

Morris: Buddy, she can't be in every strip. She's got to have a break once in a while. She's your Gunny Granny, for crying out loud.

Midge: (laughing) You know, he's right. Just because she isn't in the strip doesn't mean she isn't here. (picks up a jar of Martian Mud) Do you want me to use this? You love it when Beatrice does it.

Bryant: A massage? You'd actually give me a Martian Mud massage? Okay, just make sure you go all over my body. That's the best one.

Beatrice: That's one way to cure it. Hey sweetie, there's a soccer game going on later. And I'm coaching it. Want to come?

Bryant: Sure, maybe we could bring Grandpa Hec and Grandma Flo. But would I still be sad if I came?

Beatrice: No, you wouldn't be sad. Middleton's Disease is tough, I know. But you'll get over it quickly. (she starts massaging Bryant with the Martian Mud) There you go, sweetie. Now, isn't that better? I love you, honey. And I always will. A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.

Middleton's Disease by Dusty's Baby Powder June 18, 2011

Middleton Spank

A spank given only and exclusively by Tyler Middleton. These spanks are priceless, sensational, as well as very precious to one’s arse. Getting one of these can cost a pretty penny, but is well worth the money.

Friend: “Why are you walking with a limp?”

You: “Just received a Middleton Spank.”

Middleton Spank by kurtcolayne October 22, 2019

Middleton Milkshake 

A "sexual" act which begins with a lady defecating into a glass of freshly collected breastmilk. This mixture is then stirred with a penis and used as lubricant for penetration. The mixture is usually simultaneously poured onto the partner's head and chest

I doubt very seriously that Dairy Queen will consider offering Middleton Milkshakes.

Middleton Milkshake by Ohio Stanley January 21, 2009

Middleton 

City located in Dane County in the state of Wisconsin. Was named the #1 Small City to live in America by Money Magazine. Was named #1 Whitest School in America by those on the south, north, east, and west side of Madison, WI. Hey, at least we don't got STDS like Verona, WI!

"Middleton has no black people. OH, wait, there's one.."


"Darling, that's a MEX-i-Can..."

Middleton by LaughingStock January 21, 2009