midgie

Another way to call a person short.

Me: Hey look at that guy. He sure is short.
Friend: Gosh! He's a midgie!

midgie by JLboy June 15, 2009

midgie

australian slang for the tiny flying insects that aren't flies or mosquitoes, often hang in swarms, and generally aim for your nose

there's so many midgies out tonight, I must have swallowed a dozen!

midgie by heyscully August 26, 2013

Midgie

I own you.

Midgie, being me, owns you all.

Midgie by Midgie November 22, 2003

Midgie's Dick 

A unit of measurement less than a millimetre. It can be used in a variety of contexts. Midgies have notoriously small members.

Example 1: Music or TV
Can you turn it up a midgie's dick?

Example 2: Furniture making
I need to shave a midgie's dick off the width of the drawers. Can you pass me the belt sander?

Midgie's Dick by Meathook Mike June 17, 2014

Midgie Pickle 

A friendly description for having a tiny penis, possibly covered in bumps.

Sharon: I've had diarrheas more satisfying than Andy's tiny midgie pickle. (_)_)=D

Midgie Pickle by T. Toal January 19, 2014

Midget Spinner 

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.

Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!

Midget Spinner by Stuneree January 28, 2023

Midget Forehead 

A forehead so big that it would stay the same size if you became a midget

"My girlfriend isn't tall, her height is in her midget forehead."

Midget Forehead by Lightningr1der January 16, 2020