midgie

Another way to call a person short.

Me: Hey look at that guy. He sure is short.
Friend: Gosh! He's a midgie!

by JLboy June 15, 2009

midgie

australian slang for the tiny flying insects that aren't flies or mosquitoes, often hang in swarms, and generally aim for your nose

there's so many midgies out tonight, I must have swallowed a dozen!

by heyscully August 26, 2013

midgy

A midgy is somebody who is not quite the size of a midget but far from the size of a normal human being. Also known as a dwarf or giant midget.

My co-worker is a midgy because she is 5'2"

by Mizkizaa October 20, 2010

Midgie

I own you.

Midgie, being me, owns you all.

by Midgie November 22, 2003

Midgie's Dick

A unit of measurement less than a millimetre. It can be used in a variety of contexts. Midgies have notoriously small members.

Example 1: Music or TV
Can you turn it up a midgie's dick?

Example 2: Furniture making
I need to shave a midgie's dick off the width of the drawers. Can you pass me the belt sander?

by Meathook Mike June 17, 2014

Midgie Pickle

A friendly description for having a tiny penis, possibly covered in bumps.

Sharon: I've had diarrheas more satisfying than Andy's tiny midgie pickle. (_)_)=D

by T. Toal January 19, 2014

Midgy-Bidgy

In short, litterally, midget tits

Bridget the midget has some midgy-bidgy

by Merkaba aka Malaclypse jr January 8, 2009