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When a person of average height pretends to be a midget in order to befriend and/or seduce an actual midget online. Typically this is accomplished through the use of social media platforms and specialized photoshop techniques.
“I met up with this guy I’ve been talking to for months online on littlepeoplecupid.com and he was like a full 3 feet taller than he said he was. He totally midgefished me.
Midgefish by thepricethatyoudpay August 20, 2026
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midgetfista 

Someone who takes enjoyment in the fisting of midgets.
"There is colin, he's a midgetfista"
midgetfista by Manx November 13, 2003

Midgetist 

A person who makes fun of or bully midgets for there own pleasure.
Did you see that midgetist getting himself off, while poking that midget in the face?
Midgetist by sublimemind June 4, 2012

Midgetism 

The act of having a large head and funny looking fingers.
I'm not going to have sex with that kid singing on youtube because he has midgetism.
Midgetism by sublimemind June 4, 2012

midgetism 

the disease first discovered in south england resulting in the horizontally challenged and/or short
After being diagnosed with midgetism, the old man slowly got shorter
midgetism by Pat Dunphy July 25, 2003

midgetism 

midgetism is being extremely short but not having dwarfism
zain: “look it’s a person with dwarfism she’s so cute!”
yara: “silly she doesn’t have dwarfism she has midgetism shes really short but not short enough to have dwarfism”
midgetism by daddy tayim July 28, 2018

Midgbish 

Refers to a women, your wife, your girlfriend, bestfriend, your ride or die bitch that is extremely or unusally small. If you are the bigger individual refering to a smaller person it may be used regardless of the extent or diffrence in size. The individual is not only being identified as smaller but someone of importance, a bad bitch, a ride or die, possibly the besty.
Thats my midgbish over there with the fatty.
Midgbish by Natasha Lemos February 12, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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