Midgetism 

The act of having a large head and funny looking fingers.

I'm not going to have sex with that kid singing on youtube because he has midgetism.

Midgetism by sublimemind June 4, 2012

midgetism 

the disease first discovered in south england resulting in the horizontally challenged and/or short

After being diagnosed with midgetism, the old man slowly got shorter

midgetism by Pat Dunphy July 25, 2003

midgetism 

midgetism is being extremely short but not having dwarfism

zain: “look it’s a person with dwarfism she’s so cute!”
yara: “silly she doesn’t have dwarfism she has midgetism shes really short but not short enough to have dwarfism”

midgetism by daddy tayim July 28, 2018

midgetism 

midgetism is a very short person but not short enough to have dwarfism

zain: “look it’s a cute girl with dwarfism”
yara: “she doesn’t have dwarfism but she has midgetism she’s not short enough to have dwarfism but she’s close”
zain: “yeah?!”

midgetism by daddy tayim July 28, 2018

Midgetism 

Short, nosy and annoying.

That guy at Home Depot doesn’t suffer from his midgetism, but the rest of us do.

Midgetism by Ermag June 28, 2023

A ponder of Midgets 

is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)

Look at that ponder of midgets

A ponder of Midgets by Ben_236 July 27, 2004

crib midgets 

Children, Babies, Kids, Rugrats

All she wants is crib midgets. I'm taking the crib midget to the pool. From the Dane Cook Movie "Good Luck Chuck" Stu used the word.

crib midgets by Maleficent40 June 22, 2008