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North East middle school

a School full of petty white hoes who fuck their cousins and will snitch on they grandma. All the girls that go here are desperate asf and think they all that, but in reality they just basic trashy whores. The guys here think if they play sports they are
Immediately better than anyone else. They are the basic wannabe jocks. This school by far is the shitttest place to go. I’d rather clean up horse shit or maybe even take a trip to hell. Northeast the basic hick town.
North East middle school by Gr8y December 28, 2017

east middle school 

a school filled with 13 year olds who vape and take pictures in the bathroom. all the females are ratchet, and the guys are short. ghetto people love this school and love to cuss the teachers out because there “tripping”.
east middle school by chillseal282 October 23, 2018

Park East Middle School

Ugly ass school on Roblox. The school reeks of marijuana and asbestos.

- Half of the kids that attend here are gangster, but we know that in the real world they are very affluent and live in a million dollar house and their parents have a stable marriage (That is if the "Student" is under 18.)

- The school looks shitty and cheap on the inside. The bright colors made me want to destroy my computer.

- This school was and probably still is ran and developed by a group of people who have probably never even been to middle school.
I love the smell of weed, grapes, and asbestos in Park East Middle School.

I saw shit floating in the pool at PEMS.

This school also serves Obamafied meatloaf that is probably 29 years old. Michelle Obama virtually approves.

East Side Middle School

We are located on the Upper East Side in Manhattan.We love Mr.Deneroff and don't understand why he's married to Mrs. Deneroff. We go to John Jay even though we dont really know why because its not that fun. We eat chinese food every day at lunch. The principal looks like a goat/fish and doesn't do anything all day. We play handball in gym even though its not a real sport. We make fun of the 6th graders. We hate wheely backpacks. We are scared of Skinner the security guard. We get yelled at by her about twice a day. We walk up 5 flights of stairs 3 times a day. We hate staying in for lunch. Mr.Finch tells us that we will fail at our lives. He thinks he can fly and listens to Enya. We hate the smelly deli, and get yelled at every morning for standing in the other deli without buying anything. There's always a popular group in each grade. The assistant principal looks like a super hero in a suit. We wear UGGS or CONVERSE everyday. A lot of people dress that same. The hallways are a foot wide. We take lots of pictures on Photobooth and make peace signs and kissy faces. We run into Eric on Gossip Girl a lot. BEST MIDDLE SCHOOL EVER.
Person 1: that kid looks like hes four year old why does he have a wheely backpack?
Person 2: He must be a 6th grader at East Side Middle School I can tell by looking at him.

East Middle School 

East middle school is filled with kids who vape in the bathroom and claim their gonn afight you but never will. That school has a fat annoying assistant principal and a mean principal. The teachers are all annoying and we gotta whole lot of girls who have dated the wholeeee school. The boy all are not shit! And it’s always cold at that school! But the school ain’t dirty and old like some of the other schools in the district...
“Hey I got to east middle school”

“Ohhh...”
East Middle School by Vvv cvbbxg ghh February 28, 2019

East middle school 

East middle school is located in Farmington hills , Michigan. This school is filled with kids who vape in the bathroom and people who say their gonna fight you about and never do. The school has been on the news a couple times ... and has a annoying fat assistant principal! But the school is not old and dirty like some of the other schools in the district... People have had sex in the band room there and stuff like that. The boys and girls there like to act gay towards their same gender but claim their just playing and they like to make fun of actual gay ppl. This school is actually fun asf if you attend their because of all the stuff that goes on. But we also do got a lot of hoes there and fat bully’s or people who think they run stuff. EAST CHANGES PEOPLE . If you go there for 1 year or more I guarantee you’ll learn a lot of stuff abt fake people,relationships and how to brush of mean things people say about you!
“Are you going to thst nice school , east middle school next year”
“No I heard the school is nice but the people there aren’t”
East middle school by Vvv cvbbxg ghh February 28, 2019
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