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Definitions by Edgy2002

Middle Eastern chocolate bar 

When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.

Middle east church service 

When you have a public execution of 12 or more people
That was some middle east church service, there we over 17 people attending

Cuban Board Walk 

When you are tied down to a tree and someone in a diesel powered mini can and ties a toe cable to your testicles and drives away at 58 miles per hour
Man did you see what happened to Tom?

Yeah, he got a Cuban board Walk from the mafia
Cuban Board Walk by Edgy2002 May 12, 2017

South American sunburn 

When a man twists you dick into another shade of red
Man that was the best South American Sunburn I've every had !
South American sunburn by Edgy2002 February 17, 2017

southeast pogo dance 

When a a male of Mexican ethnicity gets his genitals curb stomped.
I got a southeast pogo dance the other day, and I'm still sore!
southeast pogo dance by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017

siberian house party

When you hand a dozen or so emo kids in your basement; no older than ten.
Wow that was the best Siberian house party I've hosted!
siberian house party by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017

Canadian lumberjack cut 

When you shave the top of your head but not the sides
Canadian lumberjack cut by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017