Edgy2002's definitions

Cuban Board Walk

When you are tied down to a tree and someone in a diesel powered mini can and ties a toe cable to your testicles and drives away at 58 miles per hour

Man did you see what happened to Tom?

Yeah, he got a Cuban board Walk from the mafia

by Edgy2002 May 12, 2017

Middle Eastern chocolate bar

When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.

That was some Middle Eastern chocolate bar!

by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017

siberian house party

When you hand a dozen or so emo kids in your basement; no older than ten.

Wow that was the best Siberian house party I've hosted!

by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017

southeast pogo dance

When a a male of Mexican ethnicity gets his genitals curb stomped.

I got a southeast pogo dance the other day, and I'm still sore!

by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017

Middle east church service

When you have a public execution of 12 or more people

That was some middle east church service, there we over 17 people attending

by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017

Canadian lumberjack cut

When you shave the top of your head but not the sides

Nice Canadian lumberjack cut!

by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017

South American sunburn

When a man twists you dick into another shade of red

Man that was the best South American Sunburn I've every had !

by Edgy2002 February 17, 2017