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To be kidnapped, raped multiple times and then locked in a cupboard
" dude, i just got kidnapped, raped, and was locked in a cupboard for over a month! " ... " sounds like someone just Maddied your ass "
Maddied by chris foot October 1, 2007
Words you can keep

Maddie Tucker 

When you use the N word unmannerly, or for a joke.
I almost pulled a Maddie tucker yesterday
Maddie Tucker by Hippo suckin February 23, 2019

Cooking with Maddie 

The world famous chef Madelyn Grace host her own popular TV show on the food network called “Cooking with Maddie.”

Allegedly threw her shoe at Emma Kate’s eye. Awaiting jail time to be announced.
I love the show Cooking with Maddie. It’s AMAZING!!!

maddie hogan 

a "maddie hogan" is someone who acquires all these traits:
- beast
- tank
- gives no fucks
- smokes cigarettes
- mike farrell
Yo bro, why are you being such a maddie hogan
maddie hogan by eaglesarefun178 January 16, 2017

Maddie is Awesome Day 

A holiday that is celebratedevery day at 3:00 pm
Maddie: Omg Tiffany guess what it’s Maddie is awesome day
Tiffany: ugh that’s still on my phone after like 2 years

Madison/Maddie 

Madison is your best friend. When you first see her you'll think "wow she looks way better than me" and want to change your outfit. Madison has the most gorgeous green eyes, and the perfect smile to bring up your day. Her hair is unbelievably soft and when you come over in the morning shes going to want you to braid her hair.. and then you guys will be late because of it. but dont worry. Maddie will make up some excuse about why you were late. The thing about Maddie, is that she thinks really deaply. she gets herself caught up in fazes. Madisons really laid back and easy-going but its hard to be her friend because you have to get her. you have to understand the little things like "lighting" and stuff. you have to be patient and give her time. Madison is the best, most caring, understanding,intelligent,funny, outgoing person you will ever meet. If someday you become her friend. TRUST HER. because she will NEVER lie to you. you might think somethings going on but you need to trust her because she will be honest. dont care about what other people say or tell you. dont screw up with Madison because although she might have some problems in her life. she will be the best friend you will ever have.
Madison/Maddie by society6 June 2, 2015
A girl with many personalities. She is fun, adventurous, crazy, loyal. Everything a guy/girl needs in a friend or girlfriend. She is pretty on the inside and out as well as cool. Everything she does is a statement.
Guy: "What's your name girl?"
Maddie: "Haha it's Maddie."
Guy: "You must be crazy cool."
Maddie: "Haha I try to...."
Guy: (thinks) "She's such a babe...."
Maddie by Isabella'sthename January 6, 2015
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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