Microwave DJ 

Usually applies to someone who thinks they have DJ skills because they bought serato and downloaded a bunch of mp3s, rather than actually learning how to cut, beatmatch, etc. Comes from the idea of a microwave being very quick, but not so good.

-That guy downloaded some generic house music and a torrent of Traktor, and now he thinks he's ready to play at clubs.

-No way, he's a total Microwave DJ.

Microwave DJ by BillyPhuz2 July 16, 2010

microwaved shit 

Used to describe something unpleasant, or a negative state of being.

Man, I feel like microwaved shit after that party last night.

This beer tastes like microwaved shit.

microwaved shit by Brian Ball May 5, 2006

microwaved chad

It is like a chad but microwaved. This can be used as an insult

You look like a microwaved chad.

microwaved chad by Almondsssss August 4, 2021

microwaved pizza

A friend with benefits. Comes from episode 14, season 3 of House M.D.

Cameron: We're both healthy, and busy people. We work together so it's convenient.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza?
Cameron: And of all the people I work with, you're the least likely I'll fall in love with.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza.

Jannet: Greg, will you be my microwaved pizza?
Greg: I thought you'd never ask.

microwaved pizza by ojiru March 25, 2008

microwaved ass

Used to describe something disagreeable or unpleasant to the senses.

This burger tastes like microwaved ass!

Dude, your breath smells like microwaved ass!

I haven't slept in three days, I look like microwaved ass.

microwaved ass by proud2deviate January 24, 2004

oh my god i microwaved the baby

WHat you say when you've done something stupid. This expression catches peoples attention and should not be used in a professional environment. In the right scenario, it can illict laughter. Also used when you've forgotten something important.

For extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby

Dave: Hey Jim, did you remember everthing?

Jim: Umm, i think so- OH MY GOD I MICROWAVED THE BABY!

Shawn: I think thats everything... i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors...

Brenda: Are you forgetting something

Shawn: *PAUSES* OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!

oh my god i microwaved the baby by theguitaristwiththeskills March 8, 2010

microwaved 

moderately high

in beetween the stages of easy baked and dutched out

thanks for catchin me a buzz man, im not fuckin ripped, but at least im pretty microwaved

microwaved by bill hinrichsen May 1, 2005