2 definitions by theguitaristwiththeskills

oh my god i microwaved the baby

WHat you say when you've done something stupid. This expression catches peoples attention and should not be used in a professional environment. In the right scenario, it can illict laughter. Also used when you've forgotten something important.

For extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby

Dave: Hey Jim, did you remember everthing?

Jim: Umm, i think so- OH MY GOD I MICROWAVED THE BABY!

Shawn: I think thats everything... i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors...

Brenda: Are you forgetting something

Shawn: *PAUSES* OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!

by theguitaristwiththeskills March 9, 2010

OMJesus

This is an updated version of oh my god and can be used as a general cry of exclamation. It can effectively be used to offend religious people.

person 1: OMJesus did u see the game last night?
person 2:Shut the fuck up you whore

by theguitaristwiththeskills November 17, 2010