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The parts of a computer that can't be kicked, but ironicly deserve it most.
"Fucking Windows is the crappiest piece of software ever created!"
by proud2deviate February 01, 2004

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A usually spontaneous sexual encounter between strangers with little or no personal information exchanged. The highest plateau of casual sex.
Walking into an elevator, locking eyes with a woman (or man) and without further ado proceedeing to engage in hot, passionate sex between the 5th and 45th floors. You finish, compose yourselves, and go your seperate ways, never to meet again.
by proud2deviate January 19, 2004

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Shooting someone twice in the head very quickly. I think the official number is something like 1.7 seconds.
I double tapped the terrorist.
by proud2deviate March 04, 2004

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Used to describe something disagreeable or unpleasant to the senses.
This burger tastes like microwaved ass!

Dude, your breath smells like microwaved ass!

I haven't slept in three days, I look like microwaved ass.
by proud2deviate January 24, 2004

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About the most expensive fucking thing on the planet. Used in watches and gun sights to make them glow.
No example needed, you tosser.
by proud2deviate April 09, 2004

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Many, lots.
I have snatches of licorice.
by proud2deviate January 19, 2004

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