Definitions by proud2deviate

tritium

About the most expensive fucking thing on the planet. Used in watches and gun sights to make them glow.

No example needed, you tosser.

tritium by proud2deviate April 9, 2004

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double tap

Shooting someone twice in the head very quickly. I think the official number is something like 1.7 seconds.

I double tapped the terrorist.

double tap by proud2deviate March 4, 2004

Merch

software

The parts of a computer that can't be kicked, but ironicly deserve it most.

"Fucking Windows is the crappiest piece of software ever created!"

software by proud2deviate February 1, 2004

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microwaved ass

Used to describe something disagreeable or unpleasant to the senses.

This burger tastes like microwaved ass!

Dude, your breath smells like microwaved ass!

I haven't slept in three days, I look like microwaved ass.

microwaved ass by proud2deviate January 24, 2004

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snatches

I have snatches of licorice.

snatches by proud2deviate January 19, 2004

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zipless fuck

A usually spontaneous sexual encounter between strangers with little or no personal information exchanged. The highest plateau of casual sex.

Walking into an elevator, locking eyes with a woman (or man) and without further ado proceedeing to engage in hot, passionate sex between the 5th and 45th floors. You finish, compose yourselves, and go your seperate ways, never to meet again.

zipless fuck by proud2deviate January 19, 2004

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