micropig 

a slang word for microwaving pig meat which is becoming popular in the eastern Europe

I would like some micropig and chips

micropig by Slackster111 August 23, 2010

Microdigression 

An attempt to change the subject by appealing to hackneyed charges of racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.

"No, I'm not sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, or Islamophobic; you're committing a microdigression and you're still under arrest for shoplifting."

Microdigression by Father Hollywood December 29, 2016

micromigraine

A very slight, almost imperceptible migraine.

She teetered on the edge of a micromigraine just thinking about anything that is job-related.8

micromigraine by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

micropiss 

Most of the beer brewed by microbreweries in the UK. These "brewers" take advantage of tax breaks to brew crap beer and undercut those who brew good beer. They also take advantage of the fact that many drinkers in the UK are more interested in drinking beers with funny names than in drinking beer which tastes good.

I had to meet someone in "The Harp" last night. All they had on were seven different varieties of micropiss, so we soon decamped to a proper pub.

micropiss by CAMRA man January 12, 2014

micronigger 

some retarded ass black kid in cod who thinks its nice to talk shit and talk in the way every retarded black kid does in any cod game.

god damn this retarded micronigger

micronigger by i burn down orphanages September 15, 2022

micro pig 

The cutest pet ever. They are also very smart and can feel emotions. Sadly they get sick very easily, so take good care of your new micro pig!

Also: microwaved pig meat.

Kevin: So do you have any pets?
Angela: Yeah, I have a micro pig.
Kevin: A what?
Angela: A micro pig, she is called Rose, and she is as cute as 100 puppies combined!

micro pig by EuroChemist November 1, 2017

micropixie

alien with extraORDINARY abilities...

micropixie is an alien with extraORDINARY abilities

micropixie by single beige female May 16, 2006